Please don't ride this bus

Richard felt trapped in the bus. It was not usually the case that he would forget to bring a book, or a videogame, or even his phone to entertain himself. Truth is, he had left his bag at home in a rush, trampling his roommate on the way because he was...

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Tin Can Radio Sports

cantankerous' lecture! they waited for mrs. cantankerous to patrol the room. then in one fluid motion they threw a whoopee cushion across the room landing it exactly in her chair. when mrs.

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Foraging For New Beginnings

She had few obnoxious neighbors; only the cantankerous badger couple that lived over the hill to the east and the crotchety woodchucks that lived beneath the old oak to the west.

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TS: Chapter 2

Crankshaft, an old, green-skinned, cantankerous dragoness with a no-nonsense attitude. i could tell i was going to like her. as for her class, not so much. most of the seats were taken when i walked in.

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3:20 Hell Hath No Fury

"good, because it may not be just my problem if we lose control of that cantankerous beast. look at your men." she spat, looking down at their lifeless corpses. "he could have killed them," she snapped her fingers, "like that!

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The Clockwork Falcon - part 10: Conspiracy?

Jenny was already growing quite fond of the cantankerous old hound, jim's filial affections for him notwithstanding.

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Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Four

I _did not_get scared by a bunch of old, cantankerous-- "did you forget how to talk?" ichabod barked. "no, sir!" i squeaked, and then immediately blushed blue.

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Horse Sense and Dragon Tales

And cantankerous and grouchy and opinionated and..." the horse cut himshort. "but he was old. how old do you estimate him to be?" jon-tom continuedscratching. "i think around three hundred years or so. his kind lives a goodlong time.

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Strangers After All: Part III

Lani yanked herself back inside then gave her window a cantankerous slam, benji staring after her angrily until silence once again graced our ears. "sorry," he said sourly, "my little sister."

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Pokephilia Story (NSFW) - The Pain of Another Year Ch. 1 (Justin Pt. 3)

Normally patient and calm, the man started turning impatient and aggressive, though thankfully he was still able to control himself from turning violent and cantankerous.

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Were I Home for Christmas...

"i am opening it," i replied calmly, as if i was soothing a cantankerous child. my mischievous grin gave me away, however. "you're being a butt on purpose! just tear it open." he looked like he was about to tear the paper off for me.

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[Commission] The story of Flashpaw: Bonepaw's apprenticeship

She was one cantankerous flea-brained she-cat. but she was one of the wisest medicine cats in generations." burnpelt looked at bonepaw, once more to see if she was paying attention.

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