The Farens poon

Looking steadfastly/ to the fair maiden He grips / his tilt Her heads/ atilt Next thing, ya know/ they're mating She looks at him/ with a grin Just/ such A beauty/ a noble cutie Can't help but balk/ at him With a thrust/...

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Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 5

The morning sun rose over the camp of cubs by the great lake of Tobbac Forest. The birds chirped with gay abandon, oblivious to the activities of the night before. It was not the sun or the birds that woke the sleeping travellers, but the...

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Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 1

“no, no,” the mayor replied, snapping his head back to face the old english sheep dog. “no, it’s not you at all. i’m sorry. it’s those two cubs outside.” “what, those two, fighting by the fountain?

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Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 3

Foxes, hedgehogs, a couple of dogs, and an old english sheepdog and one of a breed he did not recognise. no other felines, however. kyyanno was the only cat in the group.

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Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 4

The morning chorus of the birdsong in the trees would give anyone who could hear it the impression that a bright and happy day had happened upon the denizens of Tobbac Forest. The blazing spring sun, and the frisky nip of chill in the air seemed...

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Kyyanno's Journey - Chapter 2

The trees of the Tobbac forest were a bright shade of green, welcoming the late spring sun as it beamed a morning wake-up to those lucky enough to be caught beneath it. Birds chirped their morning chorus to each other as they took the early...

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"The Gift": Richard's (FA) Storyline, Ch 4, Part 3

He taught me a basic introduction in old english, and then, at my request, provided a very lengthy history of his service to what amounted to my ancestors, many-times-removed.

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Chasing the Sun - Chapter 05: Dinner with Ducks

It's descended from the same language that also descended old english, so basically a simplified old english whose spelling actually makes bloody fucking sense instead of the fuckwittery that is modern english.

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The tales of the Wandering Ranger: Chapter 1: My tale begins

He said something in old english, i think it was actually gaelic, and i sighed then said "my name is jake shadow wolf, i'm from arkansas." he seemed confused so i repeated it in gaelic which roughly came out to "yah kobe, scath faol."

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Everyday Life, Part 1

"-ound late last night, the body was discovered by one jeremy stevens, a sixty-three year old english teacher teaching at ridgemont high school. stevens was out walking h-" will quickly muted the television and turned back to his sister.

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Wolfie Steel, Assassin/Bodyguard for hire. Part 15.

"one old english fry up, plus a cool and refreshing glass of ice water coming up sir". i really must review what i pay mr styles, because it clearly is not enough.

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The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 8)

Enter \>god this better not turn into one of those embarrassing cliche things where you see him naked \>oh \>he’s not naked \>in fact he’s still dressed \>and he’s still cruising through your comics \>he’s even taken the liberty of using an old english

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