Chuck Norris in Equestria
chuck norris grabbed the drink not at all impressed; "oh no!" it screamed as chuck norris started to chug the liquid inside the pitcher.
The Birth of A Soul And The Discover of A Life Time
"well....it seems i misjudged you cale, you really are like chuck norris on steroids.
The Tylenol Killer: a Murder Mystery
Basically, he was a gay chuck norris character, which somebody should have thought of before norris died of old age. he was still a dilf even when he died, by the way. captain rainbow's also a dilf, so yea, we kinda had sex.
Chapters 5+6
chuck norris then died for good. "ah, vhat a beutifull moment! not only ve vill summon a god, ve also killed a threat to satanists!"
The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~
He's an impressively built german sheppard with a death stare that could make chuck norris blink an eye. he's also a little smarter than james, but not by much. i'd say c student. but i digress.
Zero Point: Chapter 8- Extraction
Several sharp cracks flashed out from the shadowed sharpclaw, and instantly brian felt as if he had taken a roundhouse kick from chuck norris himself. they _all_ had guns.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 14 - Like Chuck Norris According to the Internet
Now, almost two decades later, here he was, looking as if he could take on the entire siege at the alamo with his bare hands and live, like chuck norris according to the internet. he chuckled and sighed, shaking his head in disbelief.
The Dragon's Tapestry
Hurt them in ways that make chuck norris and bruce lee seem like wimps, "yeah... it's hard to believe jin."
Born Again Angel : Chapter 1 - Ignorance is bliss
The sound suddenly splitting the air as the thick book connects with marks posterior didn't quite fit the scene, an almost ear deafening crack as if someone had done a chuck norris impression and punched through a brick wall.
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 27
Chuckled in more of an amused sense that suggested harry was a spunky kid with a green belt trying to pick a fight with chuck norris. "i suggest you listen to your _surviving_ teammate, mr. morrison, and take this fight seriously.