The Journey chapter 1: The Beginning

A trainer never skips breakfast! just wait until i'm finished with these three and then we'll talk.' 'you mean...?' the professor nodded. 'alright!' he shouted, jumping almost a meter high.

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Part 1 His name is Dash!

The joyful chikorita said as she skipped out of the bushes. the small vulpine followed her friend into the clearing and noticed that there in fact was a stream of fresh, clear water running through it.

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Thunderstorm

Women with their laptops will skip the antipasto and lava cake. offer them a greek salad or some ?skender kebab and have them on their way to their jobs. be nice, but be fast.

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odds are against me

"lousy no good brat doesn't deserve it he skips school half the time now what makes you think he won't skip classes at whatever crappie collage excepts him". as i heard this i felt blind rage build up in me he's been unemployed for up to month.

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Best Day EVER!!!!! (pt:5)

#5 of stories (ok..im board so skip to 4 1/2 months 4 me.) bowsers belly is growing, and you follow him to the doctor... (preveously-bowser took you into the new koopalings room) \*now\* you look at bowser, and his growing belly.

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Thrill of the Night

"w-well, we don't know if she skipped out on us. i mean, she could have fought a demon and was banished to a hell dimension or--" "or someone who just happened to come along and clear her closet of her clothes?"

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Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem

The old boy knew he had won but before sex his bowels had to run to the loo he skipped where he meant for a sit only to find the plunger with his bum.

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Lament's Depression

.~ that was stuck into lament's head, playing over and over again like a broken record skipping over everything else and right to one subject....family...

Best Day EVER!!! (pt:6)

(skipping to 8 3/4 months) you look at bowser`s stomach. it`s pretty big! all bowser wants is to eat. now, you have a throne next to his. he`s always hungry now. "honey? are you exited about jr?" you ask him. he only responds with a smile.

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Aikidu Ven

#7 of bio pages this is a bit of a teaser/announcement for those that skip my journals. name: aikidu veneanar "ven" in the common parlance species: arctic fox, magically altered. fur: white as the driven snow.

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Follow The Rules

Anytime you get any form of compensation in this edition you can choose to use it to skip one entire space on the board... so i'm skipping straight over the security check-in!" "you can't!" calex replied.

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Tragedies Written Under a Midnight Sun - Chapter 2: Heartbeats and Heartstrings (A Sonic Fanfiction)

Her heart just about bolted into her esophagus when it skipped a beat at the sound of the drummer's voice. sonic looked at manic. "hey, get off my case!"

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