Dreams: Chapter 3
"alright alright i'm done with the puns. are we in the kitchen yet? the smell is intoxicating and i'm starting to feel feral."
Lettera D'Amore - Love Letter
I was so much surprised to discover, bit by bit, how much in common we have, and how you make me laugh with your jokes and puns, something i love so dearly in you.
New Feelings: Chapter 7: Are you in, or are you OUT? Part 2.
He said that he was, is, would and will be behind me, with no pun intended he said, 100% of the way.
A Virtual Wish, Chapter Three
Everyone's gonna be on you like a pack of mad, rabid wolves--no pun intended, of course... i growl and spin away from the tv. the fact that i have a bounty on my head won't help the fact that i need to get back together with cain.
Rising Anew-Chapter 4,part 1-
Narcenac couldnt help but laugh at the bad pun. "yes i think you safely say that we can pounce." he said, chuckling to himself.
Q for Quicksand
And well, i would make a pun, but i think the story speaks for itself. marc was sinking. it was slow, deliberate almost, and yet he was sinking down into the goo steadily.
Grayson 1
This leaves me with no excuses other than the damnable statutory rape laws of the common law, which i and so many other species would still consider crap, but it also gives me a comfortable "out" (the puns are unceasing today).
Sapphire Transition: Chapter 2
We're so sorry about that, didn't think it would knock you out cold, no pun intended." layne chuckled a bit, though she shivered, "n-not a problem.
Looking To The Stars: Episode 00 (Getting the job)
Daichi: all of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat.
A Virtual Wish, Chapter Two
A plate of food is placed under my nose and i wolf it down--pun intended, thank you--and rinse my plate in the sink. "i'm gonna go sink now, mom."
Piercing the Swordsman: Chapter 4
"oh, did you not intend to pun on 'spot'," the dog asked, indicating his own darker navy colored patches. the king chuckled, "no, no." oru shrugged. "all right. what's the issue?" the lion explained what had happened.
Second Chances : Chapter 4
He is a loyal person but is a little hard to deal with at times, with his immature sense of humor and intense love of terrible puns sometimes you just want to smack him in the face.