Sort of karma's way of saying "stop this shit right now, you moron."
it was morning, _early_ morning, and the first thing i heard was the sweet chirruping of morning birds in the trees.
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"looks like i get the pleasure of your company until you can get rid of this moron," the wolf said sarcastically to my lion. the latter looked skyward and growled in sheer frustration.
i decided to ignore the wolf.
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Here i thought you were clever, but that is the stupidest, most moronic, idiotic, nonsensical thing i've ever heard! are you _trying_ to get yourself killed!?"
"maybe it's what i deserve."
"look at me! i said look at me, dammit!"
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Nick: i'd shut up moron. you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. if you can't afford a lawyer, a public defender will be provided at your expense.
antelope: don't you look cute officer?
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"because humans are morons." electra said. "take team onyx for example. perfect example."
"true..." zeke said. "i mean, they failed with mewthree so they clone an angry palkia.
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"even if that moron's undeserving of a lot of the magic he controls, him and fëanor, wasting it on stupid or selfish means..." he added under his breath in a somewhat jealous tone.
"what was that?"
"oh, nothing!"
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So just -"
"_i'm not talking about the house, you moron!_" banno roared, making them all jump. "i'm talking about _me_! i can't leave her all alone outside of _me!_"
this was ludicrous. "and how do you plan on getting her inside you!?"
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moron "didn't roll like that". because jo and myself are both bisexual, we decided to have some fun. i got him and she got her. in the end, we were both bloody, tired, and sexually satisfied.
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moron."
i blinked once and stared for a moment, then started my apology, "i did? oh, shit, that's right, i did. oh my god, dude, i'm so sorry."
"god, remind me never to wake you up on a saturday again. even if you ask me too."
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