Changeling Heart: Lighting's Orgin
"that's what you think lard ass," i spoke as he jerked, saki giggling softly at my choice of words. "i am here with saki, free of mind."
Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Thirty Five
Wrogan-- "i don't care what that tub of lard says," vaazkima waved him off. "you," he pointed at stark, "and you," he pointed at me, "are my property.
To the Winner Go the Spoils
He couldn't be any smoother if he was covered in lard. or vaseline.... ...lube... fucking mental images. "i'm nineteen." carson shrugged, looking off in the direction of the kitchen kelly had disappeared to.
Valewood Eyrie Communiques, a POSC crossover with Zmeydros.
You don't need a permit to walk your bureaucratic lard bucket down to the krispy kreme do you? no. you just waddle into the lobby and tell an intern who has much better things to do to go get it and bring it back.
Evolution Part I: Chapter Thirty-two
The lard filled shepherd lab lay there, his taught curved skin rippling with the force of his breaths. he said nothing. i considered saying something then, but decided against it.
Death Row
Kole could see his hips resting under his lovehandles, a shelf of fat on either side of himself that pressed up against his stomach and fought for space on his lard-caked frame.
Ch. 3: Green
Move your lard ass out of the way!" garen yelled before he slammed bart to the side and into the door frame, then stormed inside the house.
Chapter 6
Men grow fat off of the suffering of others and when their actions threaten to destroy all that the humans hold dear they are given more lard to feast upon because they have become so important that were they to fail the rest of the humans would go with them
Into the Beast Pt. 2 of 2
Michael was still struggling to breath, but he crawled a safe distance away from the sobbing lard dragon, and said, "time to grow up kiddo." then suddenly the walls began to pulsate around the knight.
Pokemon Story - The Crooks and The Krookodile Ch. 1
I bet his lard ass is till-" before jesse could finish what he was going to say, a large and intimidating figure stood between the and the exit out of town.
Chapter 4 - Eurasia's Secret! Infiltration of Vanaxxis Castle! (Part 1)
He heard coughing and looked around to find a dirt covered fox with red fur and a black muzzle on the floor, "ow...you're such a lard sometimes haurin. you gotta watch that weight of yours!", he shouted, lifting himself up and cleaning off the dust.
A Different Kind of Friend
It only started off with name-calling which i guess i was okay with - things like whale, fat ass, useless sack of lard... stuff like that.