This is Madness!
Yeah, it's short, it's dumb, it's filled with horrendous puns and terrible jokes.
Nice to Seat You ch 1.5
No pun intended..." "hah, no. go for it," tulip said with a little giggle. "only a few species get to make that joke and it never stops being cute." "c-cute...?" well, that might have been a poor choice of words.
Circles: a retrospective review
(the address was perhaps the only pun in the book that really caused my eyes to roll.) the central character is arguably paulie, an elderly british dog, now living in america and dealing with his aids diagnosis.
Weird Writings
Screen thingie also say me need pun...punctituation? me not know. me still smart smart and me prove it somehow. key thingie hard to reach too. me body feel weird. me know me fuzzy cat but me feel smoll kat. me not know what go on.
Follow The Rules 2: Transformation Boogaloo
Calex stuck his tongue out at the offending pun. "always with the puns! ugh. you screwed up a lot of my plans... but i think i'm about to turn things around! because now i've got one huge advantage here. bats can fly!"
Bonk!
But puns? the line had to be drawn somewhere. and that was it. and there was only one suitable punishment for the crime that had been committed. erakir stood up and walked over to where his discarded clothes and items were.
Thirteen Tales From Another World: Ninth Tale
Why are you making cat puns now?" stephanie asked. "i cat help myself." kickaha chuckled. "sorry, the puns and my services come together as a package deal." he paused. "and i was serious about that payment of mice. but...
Door to Door
I am a dog all for the sake of a pun!" "but it was a good pun." rob interrupted. "i know that!" kickaha responded. "but that doesn't change the fact your reaction to it is completely wrong!" he let out a sigh. "you know what!
Collar 11 -- Memento Mei
"that would seem much more palatable... if you'll forgive the pun." "god gave us language to communicate, and he gave us puns to let us see how clever we all are!" i chuckled softly, then sobered.
FF: A Fallen Hero
Rhyn decided to slug a pun back at him, "at first i thought you had some fat ideas but turns out, you're big boned!" he humored.
Winter Class Ch. 4
_gross - smelled like puke everywhere, pun intended._ looking back, vole is still in the exact same position on the bed, sleeping like a pup. shockingly enough, he looks pretty cute when he's sleeping.
Hunt By Day
'is that supposed to be a pun?' 'you seem incredibly well spoken and smart mouthed for your kind!' 'my my you get worked up.' 'how is it that you do not croak or skawk like a peasent?' if i haven't showed my rising aggitation, i was begining to.