Legend of the OmeletWings - Chapter 26: Omelet

Queen omelet took a deep breath, "as you can see, some of our guests are satisfied with the feast we have to offer, they have taken it upon themselves to insult our greatest of traditions.

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First Meetings

The word was a deadly insult. it meant 'half-person', and implied that one was half-bred. she only knew this because one of her father's friends had gotten drunk and spat the insult at his brother's wife when she suggested he'd been drinking too much.

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Seas Be Ours - Chapter 3

The smile barth saw on jess' face made him suspect she knew just how much she had insulted the princess by inviting her to such a lowly establishment. with a scoff, the princess looked at the two of them with disgust.

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friends back together

''maybe you should just tell your little gay brother too go and kiss my bird ass for talking to me like he is my boss btw'' crow said to add salt to his insult.

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Dear Bogo

Despite having just read about fifty different insults from the very bunny he was speaking to, bogo kept his tone of voice fairly reserved while in his office.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book II Chapter 1

She giggled nervously before clearing her throat " i mean, you are the only person excluding spyro of course, that didn't try to kill me, maim me, beat me or insult me on sight.

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The Lion Inside

Enters a brilliant tall lion who wears his suit and tie proudly naturally, he is out of place, and the quiet shop hums slowly to anger exclaiming that he doesn't belong and how he should return to the zoo but this strong, handsome lion shakes off their insults

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Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 9

He was glad rave couldn't see him, he'd no doubt have some insults to throw about his vanity or his stomach. maybe both. this was it now, there was no going back, no wimping out.

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Piercing the Swordsman: Chapter 4

"which, you know, i'm not trying to insult him that way, either. i know plenty of nobles who are **_far_** more on the self-absorbed end than he is! and objectively, they have less to be egoistic _about__!

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Fireteam 404, Monday 15th October(Chapter three)

"don't insult my team and i will not be talked to like that by a female." i, and probably the rest of the fire team, didn't like this guy.

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poem i did for school

Coming out _i'm bisexual_ _i've faced many a strife in my life_ _the relationship wasn't sexual_ _it was musical_ _my dad treated me like shit_ _and i left because of it_ _now i sit playing guitar_ _wondering if i'll go far_ _i been insulted, i've

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Ode to my Udder

Is nice but people stare my big udder is from a dairy cow milking myself so often is a chore i feel the needy fullness growing now ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor yet had i known the woman was occult i wouldn't change my wonderful insult

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