Queen omelet took a deep breath, "as you can see, some of our guests are satisfied with the feast we have to offer, they have taken it upon themselves to insult our greatest of traditions.
Climax, Cute, Disillusionment, Dragon, Egg Laying, Eggs, Feast, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Hurt/Comfort, Hypersensitivity, Love, Omelets, PG-13, Romance, Self-worth, Unhinged, Wings of fire, coming of age, confrontation, cracked, crush, defeat, failure, imprisonment, nuzzling, sweet
The word was a deadly insult. it meant 'half-person', and implied that one was half-bred. she only knew this because one of her father's friends had gotten drunk and spat the insult at his brother's wife when she suggested he'd been drinking too much.
Alternate Society, Character Development, Fighting, Friendship, Introduction, Magic, No-Yiff, Short Story, Snow Leopard, Wolf
The smile barth saw on jess' face made him suspect she knew just how much she had insulted the princess by inviting her to such a lowly establishment.
with a scoff, the princess looked at the two of them with disgust.
Adventure, Bear, Bunny, Fantasy, Ocean, Pirate, Rabbit, Sea, Story, musician, pirates
''maybe you should just tell your little gay brother too go and kiss my bird ass for talking to me like he is my boss btw'' crow said to add salt to his insult.
Anime, OC, RWBY
She giggled nervously before clearing her throat " i mean, you are the only person excluding spyro of course, that didn't try to kill me, maim me, beat me or insult me on sight.
Character Development, Cheetah, Clean, Cynder, Dragon, Dragoness, Fantasy, Legend Of Spyro, Plot Development, Spyro, Story Progression, Story Series
Enters a brilliant tall lion who
wears his suit and tie proudly
naturally, he is out of place, and the quiet
shop hums slowly to anger
exclaiming that he doesn't belong
and how he should return to the zoo
but this strong, handsome lion
shakes off their insults
Lion, Poetry
He was glad rave couldn't see him, he'd no doubt have some insults to throw about his vanity or his stomach. maybe both.
this was it now, there was no going back, no wimping out.
Action, Alternate Reality, Alternate Society, Anthropomorphic, Armor, Bizarre, Camp, Car, Character Development, Comedy, Desert, Fantasy, Farm, Humor, Leather, Magic, Mammal, Military, Modern, Real Life, Science Fiction, Series, Short, Short Story, SoFurry, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Sword, Tribal, Trouble, Uniform, Various Species, War, Warrior, Weapon
"which, you know, i'm not trying to insult him that way, either. i know plenty of nobles who are **_far_** more on the self-absorbed end than he is! and objectively, they have less to be egoistic _about__!
Badger, Bat, Cat, Dragon, Fantasy, Lion, M/M, Magic, Plot Development, Political, Scalie
Coming out
_i'm bisexual_
_i've faced many a strife in my life_
_the relationship wasn't sexual_
_it was musical_
_my dad treated me like shit_
_and i left because of it_
_now i sit playing guitar_
_wondering if i'll go far_
_i been insulted, i've
Bisexual, Poem
Is nice but people stare
my big udder is from a dairy cow
milking myself so often is a chore
i feel the needy fullness growing now
ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor
yet had i known the woman was occult
i wouldn't change my wonderful insult
Cow, Curse, Female, Milk, Poetry, Transformation, Udder