The Journey Out
A slight 'no pun intended' echoed in my thoughts. but what was the pun? "you are the only one i trust to hold this fort for me. the only one." he looked at me seriously. i knew what he meant- don't let your friends tell you what to do.
Five Nights at Furries
Then again, cons weren't always his fa-fur-ite hahaha; hashtag furry puns! anyways, they'll get you into a mascot costume. now i know what you're wondering: 'how is that bad? i've been in a fursuit for dozens of months'.
Oh So Tragic - Part 1
"forgive the pun." she laughed, kicking the dead body of the retriever away from her feet. "you're a bit too late, as usual."
The games: Chapter 6- How to meet your enemies...
Deciding it was best to keep out of these dangerous waters, (again, no pun intended) brey decided to make her feel better... "did i thank you for writing me that yet?" "no", she snapped back at him, "you never gave yourself the chance to".
Friends Got Talent! Part 1
"that's a bad pun and you know it." he said grinning still watching the watch. "shut up..." ren said shaking his head as he slightly sighed "are you going take this seriously because we can stop here."
Strong Wolf Chronicles part 1 - Warmth
"punny!", she exclaims, but she seems a little scared. "don't worry, i trust you." she looked a bit relieved, so i continued. "i want you to use charm on me, and then immediately use dizzy punch.
Reigning Cats and Dogs
For some of said lessers, they're an invitation to dig deeper. the title is for pun purposes. i know these are not cats or dogs. they are their predecessors (...pred-ecessors, even). just let me have the pun please peeps.
A Spirit on the Rise - Episode 5
Not to mention he was a constant fountain of puns. even if a few of them were actually a bit funny, she wasn't going to admit that freely! he was at least competent on the streets, so maybe he'll be alright here.
Nice to Seat You ch 1.5
No pun intended..." "hah, no. go for it," tulip said with a little giggle. "only a few species get to make that joke and it never stops being cute." "c-cute...?" well, that might have been a poor choice of words.
Circles: a retrospective review
(the address was perhaps the only pun in the book that really caused my eyes to roll.) the central character is arguably paulie, an elderly british dog, now living in america and dealing with his aids diagnosis.
Judas
To this sinclair shouted "stop with the cat puns!" and thus the door opened, the blue glow growing stronger. and a cat-like man stood in front of them. his fur was a dark blue, his eyes a deep red, and his body was encased in a series of tattoos.
Raiderstuck (part 1)
Dude you're ripping off our lms explorer to make a pun about a web browser" master chief: "yeah but basically everything in this story is gonna turn out to be ripped off on something or another. let's go!!"