U.O.P.I Chapter 2 Page 5, My turn.
"th-thanks" i stammered, he lifted me up and held up, one of his arms under the joint in my knees, and the other arm was around my shoulders, so i was lying back, "here ya go, your still as klumbsy as i renember then?"
Hunter's Moon: A Declaration of War
The joint chiefs and captain mcintyre stood at attention. when president daniels nodded his acknowledgment, all six of them sat down. the first one to be addressed was rush.
POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!
Looking down, mine are blunt and fixed, typical canine. how much farther is it there? i whine. are we walking the straightest line? "what's the hurry, do you have some place to be? why not walk this path with me?" no, no.
Candy Land
A mere couple of minutes on from his first discovery the fox noticed something sprouting up amongst the grass like a weed, a weed with red and white stripes which curved back on itself like the handle of an umbrella...
MoonDust, Chapter 19
A shard of what looks like the airlock door is broken off in his armor's knee joint, and continued bleeding means it went deep. if it doesn't stop, we can cinch his femoral tourniquet tight, but then he might lose the whole leg."
Three Furs, One House
I laughed again and took the blunt from him, pulling a battered zippo from my pocket to light it. that first hit made me cough a few times.
Zoootopia: First Salvo Chapter 5
"you sure you don't want my cannabis spray rub for the morning? you won't get high off it dude, it's a local topical...way better than the stuff the "farm-ee" (pharmakia) make dude that will totally turn you into a junkie.
Seven Years Later: Chapter 1
I have to warn you though, i'm trying my hand at a bit of blunt humor with the begining paragraphs.
In the Life of the Cat 3: Happy Endings
Hollice returned to her earlier ministrations to her plants while i rolled a fat joint. i put the rolled weed into my muzzle and was about to light it when a thought struck me. removing the joint from my lips, i looked quizzically at ms.
A Dull Dragon - 1
The only sharp bits on my body were the talons on my fingers, my toes, and my two wingthumbs curling up from the main joint of each wing.
Rock Like the World is Ending
“what did you put in that weed you gave me?" “it's just normal weed, man. why, you having a bad time? you did quit for awhile, maybe your tolerance is really low?" reed responded.
Cabin in the Woods Ch. 01
"they aren't rants," marty said enigmatically, holding up a finished joint. "they're truths." * * * hadley and sitterson stood before an enormous vault door.