What a Day
He was a douche, never let me do anything but be his servant-boy, "ethan, get me a beer! ethan, go change the channel! ethan, do this! ethan, do that!" i hated him. he never let me bring anyone home with me. not even a girl. he'd freak if he met nate...
Forever Legendary Ch.1 - The Legendary Celebi
Finally she gets some new customers, she works so hard to feed them, and then they turn out to be a bunch of douche bags! "seems that we are at an impasse" the gallade said in a smooth voice, having remained silent until now, "how about this?
The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~
To see something like the school's biggest bullies take down the schools biggest douche bag makes my day. all three of them will see the wrath of the school officials and their parents.
What A Day--Part 2
That was then when i thought about something my dad said to me before he started drinking and shooting up and became the douche bag he now is.
Cavernous Storybook CH7: The Scholar and the Viper
"i always thought you were a douche, and i certainly wasn't wrong!" jack chuckled as the two of them walked outside and approached the throne room.
The Tryouts
He must be a really big douche if you would go to colorguard just like that. i was almost willing to be nice to him" said nate, surprised by andy's answer.
Rules of Engagement. Chapter Nine.
The wolf was in a salmon over shirt, a pair of loose shorts and was trying to see if the beret was a little too hipster douche. it was and it went right into the garbage can.
A Sweet Setup
You both know this, so you both try really hard to win each other over and prove that you're not a douche. at least that's usually the case, which it thankfully is with theyer.
The Simple Things. Chapter Four.
I wasn't a hipster college douche anymore. i actually cut my hair, took showers and wore business suits. like i'd give a crap about what bands were indie and thus cool. "you?"
Tales of Zootopia: Silas, Tasha and Chauncey (GOT REALLY EMO WRITING THIS)
Chauncey, however, was rich and hot, but a complete fucking douche canoe. both silas and chauncey fell for tasha before she even knew either one of them existed.
Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Seventeen
_" "he's a psycho and a massive douche," dex admitted, "but there's one thing that, to me, makes him better than everyone in majestic put together: if he makes a promise, he keeps it." i couldn't help but laugh at that.
Il est temps de sortir
Il reste quelques temps comme ça, la vampire dans ses bras, et quand il estime qu'elle a eu le temps de se remettre, il lui demande simplement : -tu ne veux pas qu'on sorte de la douche ?