Love Against Aggravation
._ i could make puns on parcheesi all day... but no more needless fuss. call it storge, or agape, okay? it's quite enough for us.
Wolf and Fox: IR + CD?! (old)
Especially if they found out it was in the heat of the moment (no pun intended)!
Toys 3: The Toychest
He had to lie there and pretend to be taking a nap to keep his roommate from thinking anything was up; pun intended. he turned his back to the room, wishing his boner would go away so that he would no longer be horny.
Its lonely in space ch 4
This idea was alien to the human (excuse the pun) jared would have sex with people all the time and would feel nothing, well other than awesome pleasure and satisfaction.
Friends Got Talent! Part 1
"that's a bad pun and you know it." he said grinning still watching the watch. "shut up..." ren said shaking his head as he slightly sighed "are you going take this seriously because we can stop here."
A Strange Day Out
You may think that some of my other puns are terrible, but those are nothing compared to this. etc.... so there was this rabbit.
Prologue and Chapter One - Saturday
Its pink ceramic face read "i c43h66n12o12s2c8h10n4o2," a cumbersome but still humorous pun to the chem major. she picked up the mug and downed the rest of the now-lukewarm beverage. the cocoa was still quite palatable to the self-admitted chocoholic.
This is Madness!
Yeah, it's short, it's dumb, it's filled with horrendous puns and terrible jokes.
//?A Curious Sergal: Part 10.001
At the speed he was going, any falter in his running would foul (pun not intended) his fragile (and hollow) avian bones. whoosh! another storm of fire arrows went up in a graceful arc just outside the city walls.
Collar 11 -- Memento Mei
"that would seem much more palatable... if you'll forgive the pun." "god gave us language to communicate, and he gave us puns to let us see how clever we all are!" i chuckled softly, then sobered.
Mixed Feelings Chapter 2
Away from the shouts of children and aaron's crude puns, the silence of winter was calming.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
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