An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
Building temples and pyramids inventing tempeh and whirly-gigs starting politics and peppa-pig invading countries with peppermint ogling ladies in debenhams fighting giants in northern lands punching dragons in the hams making love to
Random wolf tf story
The smell didn't come from ham or a nice juicy steak... it is a human. a man of probably his thirties and a backpack, probably lost from hiking in the day. the smell wafting into scott's nose is intoxicating.
Runaway Hostel Chapter 1
"split pea an' ham, isaac." lost said, smiling. "nan never brings this stuff out!" "uh-huh..."
Dragon Roomate - Bonding -CH4
He said toasting bread and melting cheese on top of the ham. "do you have work today?" "yeah…" luka sighed and accepted the events that will happen later in the day. "on a sunday?" emilia said, already sitting at the table.
Christmas Time
Not a second later we ran tot he kitchen btoh of our tails wagging as we smeelde the delicous ham stuffign and noodles "it looks graet mom you out did yourself!" katsu said.
A matter of Heft
There wasn't much left of it, so i placed two of the hams on the floor. as soon as he was done with the turkey, sending the bones flying everywhere, he pounced on the hams, landing on all four before them.
2girls 1cat ep 2 - Picnic Incident
Camile ran around wildly with the grill stuck to her tail, knocking out teri(who was just about to have her ham sandwich) in the process. "this is bad, i hope she didn't scare the baby inside her...."
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pampered and Pressured (1/2)
The vulpix walks over to the pantry and grabs two slices of bread before sliding over to the fridge and grabbing some ham and cheese.
The Reveal
It was amazing; the biscuits were flakey and buttery, the ham was juicy and flavorful, and the tea... well, i'm not a tea person, but it was alright.
S.O.S
Jordan looked up to see the bull from earlier sit down with a ham sandwich and coleslaw with a coke. he looked up at jordan and smiled again. jordan blushed because the look in the bulls eyes was not a look of hate, but of lust and curiosity.
Problems in Paradise 3
The green haired mage sighed and grabbed a slab of ham and then sat down to the table and ate. quickly chewing the piece of pork and then swallowing ken looked to the others and then gestured them over.
What Will Happen To The Innocent?
She placed it in the pan along with another piece of ham. she left the last two un cooked. she yawned letting the piece of ham cook for 7 minutes and the bacon for the ten minutes just like sol asked.