Anyway, with apologies to rudyard kipling, here's:
"the bloke in the engine room"
ye can 'ave ye yer gods an' yer 'eroes
king arthur 'r 'erakles
give 'em tribute an' carve to 'em statues
an' whatever so else ye please
rave all ye want to a spaceman
Poetry, Sci-Fi, Space
Also, there is no hightown fire or ems deparment that i am aware of.
this is my first real story, please read, rate, and comment!
Ambulance, Clean, Love, M/M, accident, crash, paramedic
If i'm trying to find out how best to manage a human i'll probably just watch em for awhile so i can get a good idea of what their pressure points are. you know: what gets em to do whatever i need em to do._
okay then. thank you kon.
Q&A, Reader directed
'ere's yer orders, give 'em to chitterleigh. 'ere's a second set, because the damne fool **will** lose 'em...'ere's yer pass for albric tor ghq, show that to the red caps, yer'll be all right anywhere...an' 'ere's a billet fer tonight.
Canteen, Deer, Fight, Magic, Skunk, army, sparrow
Bit ah hate tae drag 'em intae our problems, especially
efter how many they already had o' thir own. they're such nice
lads."
"aye, bit thas how
we should ask 'em. them mawkit bandits wilnae ken what tae expect
from 'em.
Adventure, Alcohol, Bunny, Canine, Cervidae, Cervine, Cuddling, Custom Species Names, Deer, Fantasy, Husky, Hybrid, Inebriation, Intoxication, Konuul, Lepne, Magic, Male, Rabbit, Sereva, Wolf
No big deal
i want more
i wanna be where the people are
i wanna see
wanna see 'em dancin'
walkin' around on those
(whad'ya call 'em?)
Kingdom Hearts
"souls are strange things... separatin' 'em from their body without letting 'em pass on can lead to all sorts of... oddities. not all become hungry ghouls. some never develop the knack fer taking empty bodies, 'n' become banshees.
Adventure, Canine, Cervidae, Cervine, Custom Species Names, Deer, Fantasy, Husky, Hybrid, Konuul, Magic, Male, Primitive, Sereva, Tribal, Wolf, wusky
If we has a famine, they don't help, they say 'you had too many kids, it's all your own fault, if you can't feed 'em all then don't have 'em. but that's just our culture, see. we love kids.
Action, Alternate Reality, Alternate Society, Anthropomorphic, Bizarre, Captivity, Character Development, City, Comedy, Drama, Ears, Fantasy, Gun, Guns, Humor, Magic, Mammal, Medieval, Mild Drama, Military, Mountain, Orc, Series, Short, Slave, SoFurry, Story Series, Tree, Warrior, Weapon
That's exactly what you tell 'em, jonah! that your dead dad tells 'em to sod off!!"
"come on, lazybones, up ya get."
"no!" jon grabbed hold of the blankets, willing to defend his nice, cosy little pocket of darkness with his life.
Ander, Anthro, Clean, Fox, Novel, Story, Wolf
, buckshot just seems to rattle off of em, all it does is piss em off."jones said suddenly.
"not buckshot, scmtr rounds, like flechettes." sean explained. at this jonesy nodded with sudden understanding.
Adventure, Character Development, Military, New World, No-Yiff, Plot Development, Sci-Fi, Story Progression
We 'ave ta find a way to get to 'em. let's start with jus' findin' 'em. get 'em where they live and where they dun' expect it.
bartleby couldn not help but laugh. "lad, are ye completely insane? hit yer head on a rock or somethin'?
Clean, Dragon, Dwarf, Male, Mountain