Torment and Misery: The First Day

You went to all this trouble for another butler?" i ask in bewilderment. "oh you will do much more than that. i own you for the next eight months. i'm going to have fun with you. when you're dressed sebastian will lead you to my car.

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Lenny Gets a Job: As a Maid in a Mansion

Bevershnide grabbed lenny by the arm, the butler's hand protected from touching lenny's prole germs by clutching him with the handkerchief to avoid any direct contact.

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To Market to Market

I wouldn't think an officer would need a butler ..." "if you were such a success as a butler, why did she sell you?" the fox sighed. "she died, dog-sir, very young, not fifty, and her children are all in south america. moved there.

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Backroom Deals

You need a butler. now, somebody from old money would know exactly where to go to find a butler, and who they should hire. somebody from _new_ money wouldn't.

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Life by Wolfie. <3 (Me)

A poem i felt inside of me all my life.... 3 life by: jared butler life is like a game, a game with morbid and joyful endings to it. we're going through this rigid game called "life".

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Life by Wolfie. <3 (Me)

A poem i felt inside of me all my life.... 3 life by: jared butler life is like a game, a game with morbid and joyful endings to it. we're going through this rigid game called "life".

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Life by Wolfie. <3 (Me)

A poem i felt inside of me all my life.... 3 life by: jared butler life is like a game, a game with morbid and joyful endings to it. we're going through this rigid game called "life".

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The First of the Many Adventures of Tony Prime

"the scans indicate that it is an interdimensional rift, sir," said m.a.r.v.e.l., tony's digital butler.

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A Very Veil Christmas

Asked a butler, standing behind the owner. the owner, clad in a bright red and white suit, simply waved his hand upward, a thumbs up presented, as the butler simply vanished in a black cloud. "very much so..." the owner spoke.

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The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 9

There was a soft knock on the briefing room door and deputy sergeant butler entered carrying an envelope. "i was just on my way out to lunch and the lab boys asked me to drop this off for you."

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Pitch Episode 12: Boundaries

I felt bad for the butler's and wait staff that worked in the big blue house. despite the rarity of my visit, i knew i was a welcomed guest.

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Goldheart - Issue 0 - The Hero Begins

._ _...chase monnilman, my friend since childhood, and loyal butler. his family has served mine for generations. he is an intelligent lion with straight a marks in school._ _...sabrina polaris, my girlfriend and sparring partner.

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