The Simple Things. Chapter Seventeen.

"hun," he said the word with a southern accent. "if i could bottle you up i'd stick you in my pits every day." and i did laugh at that the very image was both disturbingly and retardedly funny. "amongst other places." he chuckled darkly.

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The Breaking Point: Chapter 1

It was a very southern accent, unlike our very northern accents. we all nodded, so he continued, "alright, my name is sergeant hernandez, and i will be your tour guide for the remainder of the trip. any questions?"

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Chapter 4 (Riley)

Cece is a dalmatian with a noticeable southern accent. one student in particular starts to raise questions for me. he's a bulldog with a spiked collar, black shirt with a skull-and-crossbones on it and torn up jeans. plus, one of his ears is pierced.

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Anywhere

Lewis says and lays his camera slack against his chest, the sling keeping it steady, bouncing as he walked around, his thick southern accent making him seem out of place "skidmarks out back indicate an attempt at breaking, but no cigar.

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Foot in the Door

She replies and i notice a faint southern accent in her voice "so i grabbed my shotgun and went to take a look. darn thing ain't even loaded. could've bludgeoned you at best."

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Just Once: Subways are Bullshit

_ and plenty of blood, followed by "my wife's a bunny, you redneck twat", followed itself by an obese crocodile with a southern accent shouting "watcha callin us you lil pufferfuck!?"

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Bear And Dog

He also had a very heavy southern accent. "oh come on!" elwud paused. "i'm uh...doing da eye roll thang. berkley is the uh... con...the con...he know what he do!" dustin wondered if that's how john became elwud.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Fifteen

_ “ah _doooo_ so love the cullah-ful balloons, gen-ruhhhl,” joyce drawled, mimicking the actress’ southern accent, which lucas thought was supposed to sound seductive.

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Sleepless

While he was toweling, she began again, dropping the faux southern accent. "about a week ago, a p.i. friend of mine tipped me onto a job. a good one too, started out as a missing person case, then turned into a kidnapping.

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Another way/Changing paths Chapter 10: let’s go!

"that's wonderful to hear," she said in a more refine voice with very little or no trace of the southern accent. "are you all ready to order?" "aww..." she looked at me confused. "i liked your accent."

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Spellcasters Vs Dragons

Josh said in a southern accent. "well its good to meet you, josh. i'm spener jock, and these are my two friends. mayra and jackie." i introduce us. "your spencer jock?" josh asked "yeah."

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Hunter's Game Chapter 4

Dante simply hated it when stray spoke in a way that couldn't be described by anything other than podunk, though he did have a southern accent that flowed freely normally. that he didn't mind, but when stray tripled it, that's when he got irritated.

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