Introduction to The Lone and Level Sands Stretch Far Away

And the next thing i knew i'd written said summary as a sonnet and full-on parody of ozymandias.

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The Egg Genesis

In the beginning, there was nothing; the darkness surrounded everything, except for one being, one that transcended existence. He was an egg, filled with the knowledge and divine essence, only one of his kind. Looking around, he found himself lonely;...

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Black Friday

Here are the lyrics for my rebecca black parody, black friday.

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Behind the editor's desk

It was another day for John Smith, journalist extraordinaire; he wasn't the best reporter nor the worst, but he was always on time when breaking news stories appeared, making him a valuable asset to the team he was working with. It was a well-known...

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The Night Toumal went Crazy!

**well because it's christmas, i thought i decided to write my own parody of my most favorite christmas song, the night santa went crazy!** **[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47dylmyn3w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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69 Corinthians 69:69-69

Porn is impatient, porn is unkind. It is covetous, boastful, and arrogant. It is rude, self-seeking, and angry. It is a record of wrongs. It rejoices in unrighteousness. It bares everything and believes in nothing. It is there when righteousness and...

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Bohemian Blasphemy

#6 of journey of the shadow archive this is a parody off of the fantastic song bohemian rhapsody from the brilliant band queen. is there a real knife? is there just blasphemy? caught with the tour guide. no escape to the lavatory. open, my guys.

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The 12 Days of Satire Christmas

A parody of the 12 days of christmas. it's been a horrible day. looks like, i guess i will fix the laptop! on the first day of christmas my mansion gave it to me, a adorable gingerbread house.

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(song.parody) "Kicking Furries"

#1 of song parodies yep! this is harder than i remember it being! i remember just pumping these out one after another, but this bugger... anyways, the original song is "hey sexy lady" by shaggy.

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Two Toriel inflation ideas

So, the first one is a parody of undertale, where in toriel starts out with a regular build and gets no respect from the dungeon monsters while frisk makes his way through with ease, largely due to toriel setting off traps beforehand, like a giant waffle iron

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How not to be Pony

A pony parody of the monty python skit "how not to be seen" (bold is in-story narrator) celestia's government, public service flim no. 42 para. 6: how not to be seen: **imagine a landscape in a forest clearing.

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Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)

#7 of fap raps sfw furry song parody based on megan thee stallion's "wap" cats in this pool there's some cats in this pool there's some cats in this pool there's some cats in this pool (hol' up) i said swimming freestyle, goin' quarter-miles, wet-ass

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