Remember the flea market escapades?" he laughed loudly, recalling some long ago memory. "oh man trying to buy that set of lawn furniture was a nightmare! i ended up paying more than the sticker price."
the man sat in silence for a while.
M/F, Military, Sad, memorial day
"perhaps once you're flea sized you'll be more cooperative." daybreaker gave yet another monotone laugh. "i'll make sure you wind up the smallest of all your friends when i spread to their computer."
"yeah well... i'll...
Dog, Husky, Micro, Shrinking, Thirteen Tales
An old, flea-bitten, mangy mutt."
"hunter, i may not know you _too_ well, but what i do know is that you're any _but_ a mangy mutt! you are the perfect example of a family pet. you're loyal, caring, sweet, everything that a family wants in a dog.
Male, OC, Road Rovers, exile
His robotic, 'stony' monotone of a voice sounded as the flea-bitten dog ran away as fast as he could, with his cohorts not too far behind.
"who exactly are you?" eytan said, reaching his hand out.
Robots, Short, Story Series, Violence, Wolf
Flies and fleas, beetles and birds, without scheming we all do our best to survive, to secure the future for those who come after us and never forgetting what our ancestors taught.
Clean, No-Yiff, Short Story, housefly
Bess:your welcome. oh i got to go cause the dog show is about to start and i mustn't be late. see you itchy \*opens the door and walks out of the flea bite\*
itchy:see you bess \*gets out of the room and sits down backstage\*
charlie:well looks like it's
Gay, German Shepherd, Great Dane, Love, Male
They all arrive to the flea bite and see that there was a crowd at the entrance buying tickets for the concert.
nick:wow looks like the place will be packed.
scooby:yeah. and it looks like we'll have to wait in line too.
Bondage, German Shepherd, Great Dane, Male
Maybe you still will, once i get done with that rabid flea-bitten mongrel loverboy of yours."
alek's eyes went wide as his brain processed what he had just heard. "you wouldn't dare...!"
Alek, Alex, Alien, Anubis, Batsuroids, Bird, Doggie Cruger, Male, NewTech City, Power Rangers, SPD, Sirians, Troobian, Violence (Not In Yiff), doggie
Other times it jumps like a flea on a trampoline. the wide-eyed lizard- if raptor wasn't a better term, given his build- barely felt himself blink when the scene skipped from his unshackling to staring into a set of dislocated jaws.
Dark, Digestion, Lizard, Non-Anthro, Raccoon, Swallowing, Vore (soft)
Badger was like a flea on his finger, and from up here he could see so much further. home didn't look so far away with his giant strides.
Badger, Chuck, Giant, Gnoll, Growth, Male, Not food, Shrink, Shrinking, Size Change, Smartypants, Wish, bigger, grow, runt, transform
"you call me arrogant you giant sack of fleas?"
"i've been free of fleas for two months now! i don't see you taking a bath yourself!"
the mole raised his paws in response. "i keep these clean and that is all i need in this job."
Clean, Female, Love, M/F, Male, No-Yiff, Otter, Otters, Series, Story Progression, Story Series, Violence (Not In Yiff)
In fact to the casual observer it would appear she had fleas.
"sit still tina you'll wrinkle your dress." the black poodle said.
"i can't help it i'm itchy." she said in the typical way a four year old would.
Canine, Docking, Dog, Female, Hybrid, Poodle, tina