Welcome To Equestria: Chapter 5
"they had a clock in there, you derp." i replied with a laugh. "i managed to glance at it before we left. it said 9:30." "alright, that should give us a bit of time before we head in for the night." he said with a glint in his eye.
Alcatraz Ch. XIV ~ Hyacinth
And in fact we have an entire fucking dedicated section to do so, idk how i derped there expect heavy edits, so sorry about that main point is i feel like i'm holding out, and that's why things are slow, and right now i'm not confident in it.
[ENG] Destiny's Union - Integration
We sat close to each other sharing some jokes and derping while the time passed. suddenly, a dull and strong sound overwhelmed us: the long-awaited time had come. the ship jolted a little as the yard machines retired.
A Fish out of Water - Chapter 3
"whatever ya' say, sheep-derp. now, are we gonna' go fish, or what? we didn't just go through all t'at just to lie on a patch o' grass, now; it's just up the path from the bridge. you go on ahead; i need t'...\*pant\*, catch me' breath."
The Musician's Writer [Chapter 3]
"durr," the tiger derped and looked past the otter at the bottles. "i don't know! i really never had 'a drink'. just give me a coke, or a pepsi, never was into drink anyhow." the otter nodded and turned, as did traska.
Obamon Meal 10
It was hard to tell if dillon was alright, but he was occasionally able to let out a guffaw or a derp noise showing he was at least alive. for the spectators, it was either hard to watch or insanely entertaining.
The Testing Chamber
1 herpa derpa derp!!!11!1"._ _ this was pretty much nothing more than a writing experiment for me: i'm trying something new for the sake of trying something new. and to prove that i can write more than sexy times between dragons and humans.
A Slippery Situation - Chapter 1
See ya soon, ya derp, now go off and endure your normal life for a change!" "touché, prick!" tom couldn't hide a snigger as he slapped the chevette's window, giving a final wave before turning on his heel.
Just Another Anthro Story
Herp derp. roberto: indeed, except for the part where everyone is a homophobe. snikkmorder: ignore them.
Memories | Chapter II
My mind felt like it was swimming, like a certain part of my brain was totally derping out on me. the voices of all the students around me started to blur together into this gigantic mass of conversation, causing me to groan out in even more pain.
Sparks of Friendship REWRITE!
"you...are such a derp!" shouted aniro, "he'll kill us all!" "okay," said sombra, "you guys are getting a bit ridiculous."
It Takes a Skunk, Part 1
Ren brought up the information quickly, including a drivers license picture of a nice-looking badger who had been caught in that “derp" moment between boredom and smiling for the camera. i took the stats off of the license.