This was not a choir he liked very much as the chickens were rather mean and tried to eat his tail every time he went into the chicken coup.
gnarl was mumbling to himself as he gave the chickens a stare.
Adventure, Chickens, Romance, Sci-Fi
A hen cracked open an eye and looked at buttercup wearily. "what are you doing here?"
"well," began buttercup, "i was here looking for some eggs-"
"aren't you always," another hen interrupted.
Bunny, Bunny rabbit, Chicken, Cute, Easter Bunny, Egg Laying, Eggs, Female, Flying J's, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Humor, M/F, Morbid, Oviposition, PG-13, Pain, Rabbit, coffee, masochist, sadism
"one chicken tender please!" odin cried out.
"what?"a very aged turtle wearing thick glasses was working this area.
"chicken tender please!"
"a chicken tender?" the turtle asked.
"yes a chicken tender!" odin repeated in a shout.
Cat, Kitten, Micro, Shrinking, Werekitten, Wolf
The chicken made a mocking irritating laugh like a bad imitation of a hiccuping rooster, his digger friend giggling moronically as the rooster continued in his clucking voice.
"dr robotnik is the greatest scientific mind ever!
Comedy, Raptor, Robots, Sonic The Hedgehog, Video Games
That stupid story about how a ferval ancestor of mine raided chicken coops still stuck around, like i have some kind of predisposition to eating chicken!
Fox, London, Male, Series, Wolf
Determined to get to the bottom of her missing chickens, she put up wire that would get any fur in it, as whatever was eating her chickens would have to squeeze past to be able to get at the chickens again.
Dungeons & Dragons, Golden Retriever, Hat, Magic, Non-Anthro
chicken bones are well worth the scavenge if you can get to them. they seem to predict much better than others. to this day they've never made a mistake. i've been using them for years and they never let me down.
Gay, Jaguar, Mystic, Wolf
"sure, cut the chicken and the vegetables. remember to wash your paws before and after touching the chicken and use different cutting boards. wash the knife too."
Blind, German Shepherd, Love, M/M, Teenagers
I was in luck when i found something titled "basic italian chicken"
ingredients
- 2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into strips
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 3/4 cup dry white wine
- 1 cup cherry tomatoes
Cat, Character Development, Hardship, Lies, Love, M/M, Panther, Plot Development, Soulmates, Story Progression, Story Series, Wolf, Wolf Dog, homeless, truth