Shelter Me From The Cold

The dachshund guffaws once again, holding his belly when teak finished processing what he just said. "max!!!" teak barked in betrayal and embarrassment. i can't help but laugh too. "wait, seriously!?"

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2:16 All The Wrong Reasons

The dachshund's face showed he did not expect such a firestorm. "you want to see up my skirt? give me your fucking phone! i'll snap a picture; save us both some trouble and it'll last longer!

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Star Fox: Ascension #10 HUBRIS

"fox, admiral dachshund's ship and its four escorts have been destroyed. captain heeler of the c.a.s. calypso has assumed command of the cornerian 5th fleet." the robot answered when falco couldn't.

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Star Fox: Ascension #11 ASCENSION

"the same ship that single handedly destroyed half of admiral dachshund's fleet?" one of them stopped him to ask.

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Dark Carnival

A dachshund walked up to a terrier who was in a seat, one eye closed as the other had a patch over it. "ten minutes til touchdown general." "good." he said.

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