Like Ivory and Ebony - Chapter 1

A glance, but i wasn't really sure what to look for, and i wasn't even sure if i was interested, so i quit shortly and jumped into my friends' chat over the new show 'improv-a-ganza', and we laughed countless times over re-enacting some of the skits the comedians

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Some Lifetimes Are Like That

Never piss off anyone who drinks a beer glass full of hard liquor in the morning, because he'd just as soon stomp your brains out as listen to you try to be a comedian."

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5. You're Probably High

"sorry i wasn't there to help, my main man," he spoke like a comedian doing a bad impression of a slav learning to speak english. and apparently he learned 'main man' from wherever piran picked it up.

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Atrele: Friends w/ Kioko

I do like being called a whore by those i love, but from strangers it is either someone being an asshole and/or a bad comedian. usually, it is "and".

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Zootopia movie script: Point 223 part 5

Various television news, including znn, and radio stations are hyping up the coming visit of this very special and extremely rare animal to zootopia including one morning show comedian who compares her to being as rare too zootopia as a rare steak dinner.

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Lifted Higher: Chapter 1 - "Lips? Of an Angel"

"yep," i say to this stranger just because near-death experiences bring out my inner comedian. "i was going to kiss you anyway for saving my life." "sweet!" they bark. and then i gasp as warmth covers my lips.

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Undertale: subject 13 part 1

Toriel: how you know i need that david sanston: sorry tori, a comedian never give out his secret, even to close friends.

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Living the Dream, Part 1

Gabby davies, small-time comedian/actor, as well as full-time jokester/socialite, was in a situation he rarely experienced: sitting at home, bored.

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Burnt Phoenix Ch01 Uncomfortable travel on the train

_when did black scar scavenging become a bunch of complaining comedians?_ the black-furred rat looked from the wolf to where aurora had stopped ten feet away, the bear behind her and looking around calmly.

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Born Again Angel : Chapter 1 - Ignorance is bliss

These two were real comedians, beating the shit out of a defenseless kid half their size. randy and steve, the terrible twins of the school, flaming red headed and freckled giants.

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Another Love Story: Chapter 1 - Silver lining...

Ah, i am so not a comedian...some of the story is based on how it happened in real life. thanks for reading! * * * also! comments would be greatly appreciated! and a rating to see where i could improve!

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Love Is Blind

Always the comedian. "funny, but, i mean, what if i ask them about my profession?" "you are a singer. you don't have to bring up you were a prostitute. 'hi, my name is alex, did you know i used to turn tricks?'", he bit into his burger and murred.

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