And why is that harlot dressed like santa claus!?"
"can it be true? has comprehension reached you at last?"
Christmas, Holiday, Mew, Mewtwo
Some have suggested that unlike santa claus, the easter bunny's origins are not traced to pagan gods or traditions (there was speculation how easter had once been connected to a festival worshipping the goddess eostre, but there's little evidence to support
Alternate Reality, Alternate Society, Anthro, Christianity, Dystopia, Dystopian fiction, Easter, Religious dictatorship, Report, alternate history
Jack also picked a santa clause decoration as a gift for his grandmother as that was also another family tradition. he was about to head to check out when something caught his eye.
Christmas, Short Story, Wolf, present
I am santa claus, and if you are still hungry i don't give a damn!"
the dragon stared at santa, confusion twitching his tail,
"i do not know the name, but i can still help you on your trail."
Christmas, Dragon, Poem, Santa
And found that for christmas it didn´t fit
that people weren´t as happy as him
so kaido said, decided and grim:
"i´ll just send a letter to santa the clause!
yes, i´ll send it, right from my house!
Calico, Cat, Christmas, Feline, Holiday, Poem, Poetry, Santa
"did the inheritance clause make it in?"
"i'm afraid so, m'lord."
james sighed.
"it was a compromise, at least. your family would only pay half."
"very well. put it on my desk when it arrives, i'll think about it."
Dalmatian, Lion, M/M, No-Yiff, Political
Any of the characters, from wes to santa claus, could potentially get their own series next, but i want to see that pitch has gotten some love before we move on.
i knew if i involved velmer, he would more than likely kill my double.
Adult Content, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Bisexual, Car, Character Development, Christmas, Dragon, Drinking, Father, Fighting, Fox, Friendship, Magic, Male, Monkey, Mother, Mythological Creature, Rabbit, Satyr, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Teen, Teenagers, goblin
Most of it is to be expected - he's meant to work from 6 pm to 8 pm every monday and thursday alongside the usual clauses of contracts in the koopa kingdom, including vacation and sick days, alongside some special clauses like being allowed to use the castle's
Abs, Belly, Bellypunch, Bellypunching, Bowser Jr, Gut Punching, Gutpunch, Gutpunching, Gyakuryona, Kamek, Kemoryona, Koopa, Mario, Muscle, Pain, Scalie, boxing, junior, muscular, punch, stomach
This is leon claus coming to your aid! i'll make sure these aparoid scums leave this place in so many broken pieces, it'd take a black hole to get rid of them all!"
Fanfiction, Fox