Limited Edition
"Mom, pleaseeeee, can I get some money so I can get the special edition of Mario Party 11 from Mr. Bahamut? His mansion is nearby, so I will be back before dinner, promise!" Bahamut is the mighty dragon who has been living in the neighborhood for 500...
One-of-a-Kind Necromancer
"My undead army is clearly way more powerful than yours!" "We've had this debate hundreds of times, pal, and I'm telling you, mine is better!" "Yeah, then show me proof, smartass!" "I won 501 matches out of 1000 with your stupid army, you...
Blessing?
I had a dream, some sort of ancient being congratulating me that I won a lottery of some sort and they gave me a "blessing" for a week. Whoever they are, they warned me, "You better be on your toes today. I suggest packing up and live in that forest...
Animatronics Can't Cook
It's been a month since I have been working as a night guard in the Pizzaplex. It's not really my dream job, but it helps pay the bills. Hell, the pay is a bit higher because the place provides a variety of entertainment venues for the kids and adults...
Delicious Final Boss Monologue
The monster king cackled when he sees us approaching. "Well, well, I see we have another batch of adventurers ready to take my throne! You will never defeat me. I've worked thousands of years in order to realize my vision, and I will not fall before my...
A New Addition
Never did I realize that I am standing in front of a gun in front of my friend. He's frantic, trembling, asking me and this clone next to mine. Adam threatened, "All right, bucko, you better give me a good reason that you are the real Clive, or I...
Wacky Prophecy
Cackled laughter can be heard from the wizard king, Balder, as he sees the lone adventurer entering his throne room. "So, you think you alone can defeat me? I've heard of your actions across the land, but it is still foolish to face me alone!" I...
A Second Chance
Brandon, the hero, raised his sword, to commemorate the moment his party had saved the day. The white mage, Garnet, is casting healing spells to treat the wounded, regardless of which side they were on during the fight. The blacksmith/paladin, Gareth,...