Derek's Flashback

"Derek get your ass down here!" Tim my lion friend yelled. As I reached the bottom of the stairs he was wearing white button up shirt with blue jeans while I was wearing the exact opposite baggy cargo pants and a random ass band shirt. "You aren't...

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Ch. 5: The Lion's Head Pub

Combined with the alcohol, he was no longer able to think straight. by his third drink (or was it his fourth?) bart had already snorted all the kiss that he'd brought with him.

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This hell known as Earth!

It is amazing how if you slip on the most expensive item in town people stare. The most armor Faolchú had ever had was a pauldron and that did little to nothing. Having metal armor could allow him to go on more dangerous jobs... And the more...

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Hatchlings: Chapter 18

Not until you hate alcohol, which i'm sure will never happen in a million years.' dehious said, still grinning deviously. 'anyways, want another bottle?' ~~~~~~~~ the sun was setting now.

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Briar Ch 7

The reason that papayas left out too long become alcoholic sometimes is that natural yeast in the wild gets into it and turns the sugars in it into alcohol." cadi listened intently as she sipped on the beer, not recoiling from it at all. so far so good.

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Beer Brawl

In this case, teams can either head to one barrel brewery where they must collectively drink ten shot glasses of non-alcoholic beverage before strapping on fatal vision goggles and trying to their name perfectly on the blackboard.

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The Morning After

I had to piss. That was the first thought I had upon waking up. My head was pounding. I could see light through my eyelids, so I knew better than to open my eyes. I was clearly lying on a mattress, but that was about all I knew about where I was. The...

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Long, Lost, Gone; Prequel

As he sat on the bed, he stared at the bottle in his hands, bringing it down so that he could view the entire thing. the label and the mind numbing alcohol inside the glass.

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A Fox's Family (Part 11)

"This is...the best coffee," sighed Nester with a smile wrapped around his face. Recent events had kept him so preoccupied lately and he was just now realizing the need to relax and forget about things now and again. Being where he was, there was...

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Well After All

Tell me your name." his voice is a bit slurred from the alcohol. the deep voice laughs "oh come now! don't tell me you've forgotten your best friend already! don't make me beta some sense into you like i did last christmas!"

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A Purple Owl With Sunglasses

Was he just naturally iridescent, or was that a trick of the dim lighting, and/or the alcohol consumed throughout the night? not to mention a million of the other questions finn had.

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022 - Prime pt.05

-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:03- Butters went to check their phone, to see it had just gone eleven, about a few hours since she had last heard from Chloe or Venus. Butters briefly considered checking up on them both, but found themselves in a delicate...

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