Should vampires be so...?

Now here is the thing, i can watch horror movies for eight hours straight, and not get scared, but i will jump out of my skin when the toaster does that little bing thing and the toast pops out.

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A Hero's Tome Chapter 1: Childhood

Their plates were covered with an egg, two pieces of bacon and a slice of toast. "eat up and you both can go outside and play" she said as she walked out of the room.

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League of Enforcers - Chapter 1 - Part 2

Good thing you fire types have such a high heat tolerance or you'd be toast. literally." after a few minutes, she left with the rest of the doctors.

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Chapter Two of The Story of A Teenage Werepire

I walk into the kitchen and see that my mother is making french toast. i say "good morning!" they both whirl around and they open their mouths like they are about to say something. then their faces change into a look of confusion.

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New Feelings Entry #4: Probably NOT the right thing to say.

He leaned forward a little on the couch, a sign that mean i was toast. "are you _sure_ you're fine? absolutely certain." "yes."

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Chapter 2

I thought today was supposed to be french toast?" "yeah that is what i thought too but the kitchen called and changed the menu. i'll be back in a bit to get your dirty clothes." the little window shut.

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Scout's Honor Part 22

The black granite island was littered in cheese dust from the macaroni and small pieces of french toast. so that's what i had for breakfast. my mom was staring at me narrow eyed. "yeah, um, it was the bird," i said, my tail swinging freely behind.

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One Seat Empty

He got me some kind of mixed fruit tray to go along with my toast and eggs during the first morning.

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A Day in the Life of a Shark

Knowing that she wouldn't sate her morning hunger with a measly helping of toast, she also dumped almost half a box of cereal into a large bowl which was soon swimming in copious quantities of milk.

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Willing Captive

"a toast to decosta." agent maxwell said. dulion and maxwell clinked the bottles together and drank a toast to their fallen friend. "you leaving this place?" agent maxwell asked. "i noticed the suitcases."

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Bentley's Peace: III

Otto passed among them, serving the toast, the butter, preserve and gentleman's relish in their porcelain dishes, and the tea. "remember that plum and apple muck?" bentley grunted, spreading a thick layer of redcurrant jelly across his toast. "rather!"

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Box Cars and Park Benches

And i think my partner, here, was wanting a two-stack, a side of bacon, and two eggs with toast." he had turned back to look at carlos. "right?"_ _ "yeah," carlos had said.

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