15,000 Foot Plummet to Electrified Barbwire

Because he was a mascot, and technically a toon, he wasn't permanently damaged, but he wasn't going to be able to walk right for a while. so much for his entrance at the opening ceremony, or even half-time.

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The childhood part 1

We are in the toon universe, where the impossible is possible! but the third universe is known as the kurai universe. aka, dark universe. it is like toon world, but everything is different over there.

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Toony Torture

As he tumbled into the tv he found that he was now in a cartoony forest, "where am i?..." he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder, "huh?" as he turned around he found himself face to snout with a cartoony wolf.

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Things Got Better

A squirrel stood there, but not a squirrel, a toon! a living, breathing cartoon squirrel, with bushy grey fur, a long fluffy tail, and wearing nothing but a knitted shawl and a smile as bright as the sun.

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Hittin' The City

**HIttin' The City** I awoke late in the day; the sun's lazy golden touch cascaded low across the rolling hills and peaks of our concrete valley, and time was all but lost to me as I pulled myself from my ruffled bedding and collapsed to the floor....

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bowrll's Birthday - Bizarre Blessings

A cartoony romp for a friend's birthday. no sex at all! disclaimer: a huge amount of cartoon-based shenanigans are within. no smut at all! how can it be?!

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epic mickey part 1

Place made for forgotten disney toons and theme park attractions. " hello, damon, i am oswald if you want to survive, you will need a magic paintbrush and a remote that looks like mine " oswald explained. i looked at myself and realized that he looked like a toon

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Artist wanted ^_^

Art basis: - not looking for a van gogh, don't need to be a pro or anything, would like to have (if possible) chibi type, or more cartoony character designs. (basic species- cat, dog, etc.)

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Tiny Toon Adventures: FIFI & Johnny : what really happened?

Several weeks passed since Nigel & Fifi are officially together. All was well between them until one day, when Nigel sees some magazines, with a a blue skunk in the cover, in Fifi's Cadillac. That skunk seems to be called Johnny Pew. Nigel began to be...

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Tiny Toon Adventures: L'amour kick a**!

#27 of old furry stuff i always wanted to write a fanfiction about tiny toon adventures, especially a romance one with fifi lafume, a character that i like very strong (no, not because she's french!

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30 Problems Only Canadians Will Understand

Paid $1.98 charge with a toonie... got no change. 10. shipping with the us: free. shipping internationally: 3 billion dollars. 11. panicking at the scent of burnt toast. 12. just got netflix... u.s. selection is way better. 13.

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Alex Skunk

Purple had blotted out my form, smeared over all my body, left nothing but vivid, toony colour. i was no different to anyone else here now; beholden to the much relaxed rules that were cartoon physics.

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