(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café
Shirokuma asked before pulling out his usual pun pranks out of habit. "that's he-" grizzly retorted out of habit too before shaking his head and shouting at the polar bear, "now is not the time for your freaking puns, shirokuma!"
Unplanned Adventures Part 2 - Unintended Grace
You see, when too many puns are thrown all at once, they collapse the pun field into a pungularity. this produces the effect of pundark, which causes all the puns involved to cease to be funny.
World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."
Risk
"hey watch it, any more puns like that and i'll get jalapeno face." his face twisted into a look of genuine anger. though bryce knew that twinkle in his eyes too well. that was always his tell.
The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 5
"anyone who knows the first thing about puns knows that parental participation in primary punological pedagogy is professionally pertinent." "that's not a pun, its alliteration and you cheated." "cheated? me?
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Comfort Zone: Ch.3
I must say, i never knew of anybody that made puns from such a serious tail." the professor was puffing his muzzle trying to contain his laughter at the pun" matt could only smile, "wow that was pretty good. captain's tail is an amazing book.
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
Love Bites pt 1
"why does it matter that i like puns?" "because, if i'm going to spill my guts to someone i want to at least _pretend_ i know them."
Undertale: subject 13 part 3
That were funny, the same puns that her friend david sanson tells her at school.
One Little Game
With calex asleep there was no one to hear the puns. what a waste. well, he was running out of small jokes anyway. he needed time to think up some new ones, and why not since calex was napping.
Party Animals
Their inside joke had mostly gone over bw's head however, passing it off as another of their plentiful pun jokes.