The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 5
"anyone who knows the first thing about puns knows that parental participation in primary punological pedagogy is professionally pertinent." "that's not a pun, its alliteration and you cheated." "cheated? me?
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Undertale: subject 13 part 3
That were funny, the same puns that her friend david sanson tells her at school.
One Little Game
With calex asleep there was no one to hear the puns. what a waste. well, he was running out of small jokes anyway. he needed time to think up some new ones, and why not since calex was napping.
part 1
Dkk'sassassin contracts meh just came to me while thinking your name dkk for dovahkiinkit you were frozen in skyrim then became immortal then went through other video games you just woke up on this planet called earth you just left black ops twee (pun
Astral High - Chapter 11
"oh, it's a pun." "yeah. and it was cool at first, but i was so glad when sapphire got sick of it. well, more like had a melt down about memorizing stuff i didn't even know.
Poem: Double Life (of depression)
And of course the lame furry pun! fill my heart with childlike joy! no longer am i the sad little boy! they open my heart to love unknown i can feel it seep into dry bone. now an animal costume, being sewn.
Gorthorn: Chapter 9: Difficult Cases
The spider clapped a hand over his mouth and tried not to chuckle at the pun, but did anyway. the wolf looked on in confusion.
Chapter 5
"and, you can feel free to pun all you like, you're very punny." "i do have a pen and paper. and the pun is, 'that's not how you use a dragonbreath attack!' so, who are you planning on showing off to?"
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
. :3 i had told kaily, the runner of this contest, that i would bite and try out making puns. if this is not good enough... ... oh well. there is four more weeks me thinks and i would be able to submit two more before then. xp geez, am i late.
The gold of paradise
Veledar is a big scaly red, inflated with an pride but so endearing (puns ?!)).
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.