Rejecting God
"god, you know nobody _likes_ puns, right?" "yes, yes i do." god smiled widely, looking every bit the 'pun dog' meme.
Unplanned Adventures Part 2 - Unintended Grace
You see, when too many puns are thrown all at once, they collapse the pun field into a pungularity. this produces the effect of pundark, which causes all the puns involved to cease to be funny.
Poem: Double Life (of depression)
And of course the lame furry pun! fill my heart with childlike joy! no longer am i the sad little boy! they open my heart to love unknown i can feel it seep into dry bone. now an animal costume, being sewn.
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
Love Bites pt 1
"why does it matter that i like puns?" "because, if i'm going to spill my guts to someone i want to at least _pretend_ i know them."
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Guessing Games
Even the dumbest puns set him laughing. however, understanding the importance of high-brow humor, marik tried not to make many puns. he planned his jokes very carefully and only punned when it carried a real kick. "fuck yeah, i am."
Dreams: Chapter 1
Too many damn puns, it's not healthy to overdose on that stuff. tell you what, you can come over it you want but you leave those puns outside my front door."
Recollection
No more puns i promise." "good, i was afraid i'd have to arrest you for being a smart-ass..." luna said, and evans ears flopped against his head as he laughed.
Risk
"hey watch it, any more puns like that and i'll get jalapeno face." his face twisted into a look of genuine anger. though bryce knew that twinkle in his eyes too well. that was always his tell.
Comfort Zone: Ch.3
I must say, i never knew of anybody that made puns from such a serious tail." the professor was puffing his muzzle trying to contain his laughter at the pun" matt could only smile, "wow that was pretty good. captain's tail is an amazing book.
Party Animals
Their inside joke had mostly gone over bw's head however, passing it off as another of their plentiful pun jokes.