The Kicking of Dax Mallard
Dax and Gwen met up with Kim and the other at the top of the small waterfall the ducklings enjoyed riding down. As Dax alighted beside Kim, she looked at him with amusement lighting up in her eyes. “Are you ready?" Kim asked Dax. Dax shifted his feet...
How to Witness Your Hedgehog Boyfriend Getting Hit in the Funnies
"Wait! Are we actually doing this? Are we finally getting our own story about my favorite boyfriend getting hurt in the funnies!?" Latte looked up at the title Mochi was going on about, clearly not impressed. "Yeah, not gonna happen." "Oh come on,...
Jayfeather Sits on a Bee
#2 of ouch! not there! (warriors edition) jayfeather entered the medicine den, all was quiet and from the sent of the air, no other medicine cats were here, just briarlight in her nest. "hi jayfeather, how are you doing?"
The Wings of Fire Pee On An Electric Fence Challenge
Cricket couldn't believe it, the first electric fence in all of Pyrrhia and Pantala had been invented using a new form of lightningsilk, very similar to flamesilk, but very different in its make up, and her and the rest of the heroes of Pantala, the...
The Kicking of Mack Mallard - Episode 2: Nestrest
"Here you go sweety," said Pam, laying down some berries at Mack's feet, giving him a quick peck on the cheek "these are for you." "Why thank you Pam!" Mack said gratefully, "What's the occasion." "Oh, don't you remember?" Pam asked, "Today is your...
Hitch Gets Bashed: Chapter 1 - Sunny
Sunny was trotting through the museum passing through all the amazing artifacts from the time of the ancient Equestrians. Lots of amazing gadgets and gizmos still existed, capturing the awes of all the ponies around, but Sunny wasn't just browsing, she...
The Kicking of Mack Mallard
“Okay, have fun with your friends,” Mack called after Dax and Gwen as they headed out of the nest to meet up with Kim and the others. “We will,” Dax said. “Don’t worry Dad,” Gwen assured them. “And make sure to be safe,” Pam called after them. And...
Bucking Griffin
"Griffins don't buck," Grey declared firmly. "Well, it says you will on the box," Gretchen said, taking out the box to show it to him, "Males will buck, 100% guaranteed." Grey sighed, once again his girlfriend had went out and bought a product to...
Hitch Gets Bashed: Chapter 2 - Pipp
Pipp held her phone out before her, ready for her live-stream. Too long had the Pinkie Pie family line hoarded the #1 spot, now that had finally changed. Pipp hit the record button. She was live! "Hello all, this is Pipp here. Today I have a special...
Beaver Stone
Olivia stood by the river watching the water flow through her webbed feet. She felt the relief of the cool water rushing away her emotions. She had just had an argument with her husband, and she didn't feel good about it. As a couple of beavers, their...
The Snork Maiden Kicks Moomin
The Snork Maidan was in the woods tossing a large fruit back and forth with the Silk-Monkey. "You like Moomintroll why?" Asked the silk-monkey. "Well," answered the Snork Maiden indignantly, "because he's so strong and manly, and he's very very...
Zootopia movie script: Point 223 part 4
Nick: ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! judy: relax and breath nick! nick: easy for you too say hopps! you're the one dancing your size ten cloud hoppers on my back! judy: you should know better than to insult me!