Canines are Dog's Best Friend - Intro/Chapter 1
Mike shrugs, while starring at some infomercials about energy drinks. at around eight, the phone rings in the kitchen. i walk over and pick it up, "hello?" i asked. "mill, it's rick, i should be there in about half an hour, got some news by the way."
Crimson Twilight: Chapter 1: Intro
Nine channels of infomercials selling useless products for making already easy tasks easier. he clicked off the television and went to the kitchen. he checked the cupboards, all of them empty, save for a box of cereal and his dishes.
Love Lost, Chapter 17a: Reservations.
Mister chambers opened the back and crawled inside, around a piece of exercise equipment whose design shouted late-night infomercial impulse buy and a small pallet of bricks and mortar mix. "here's this half-week's toil for you."
Acheron Part 2
Alastor gives an amused laugh while twirling his cane "of course i will, only if you tune in, for this segment is infomercial free." he adjusts himself "so the human is under your protection and court, that medallion you provided is sharp indeed, that means
Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 3)
News, nothing but bad; weather, boring; infomercials, stuff doesn't work; cartoons, stupid nowadays unlike the old ones in the 90's.
Excuses
He didn't know how long he'd been sitting there, though judging by how the television was starting to show infomercials, it had to have been a few hours.
Catching Yourself
This late at night it's mostly just infomercials and old movies. the cat seems as restless as i do, wondering the house for no particular reason, pouncing on things that seem of interest. if only i were as carefree as her.
So Many Miles Away
An infomercial for a _fantastic_ set of _genuine_ japanese knives? not folded enough times, next channel. there’s nothing on the screen but static. next channel. more static. another one. just more static.
Eternally Vernal, Chapter 1: Accept Superior Substitutes
Seth watched an infomercial demonstrate the amazing, instantaneously destructive power of a premium blender. “might our lordship seriously consider bringing prey into our fold? can we benefit from its addition? would it aid our hunt?
Dead Cell Chapter 5: The Test, The Betrayal, The Victory...The End?
By then you will have lost interest in this poor writers story, and spend your time buying junk from late night infomercials, and letting your local priest fuck you in the ass. this is disclaimer, and we are here to be annoying."
Angels of Aurum 5 - Beyond This Earth
Chanoch however stood in front of the beaming infomercial screen with a quiet disdain on his face to read as much as he could of the base's structure.
The Loraine Files - Washington State #2
Picking up the clicker once more, i dutifully turned the tv back on and resumed the scan of several blocked channels, a slew of infomercials, soap operas, and the same news that's been repeating since 7 am.