Chapter 2: Daniel
The ones who had been dumb enough to fall for these schemes had certainly ended up with viruses, but instead of the one they wanted which would have given them wings or claws, they got herpes or a deleted hard drive.
Xavia: Part 3
"hope that thing didn't give me radioactive herpes or something." the blood scan would tell her. she'd had worse; it reminded her of traveling with the rad raiders, the gang she'd joined up with just after ditching the institute.
Beasts of Barlow Road 6 (Rough Draft)
"is there a cure for herpes or hiv? she's going to have to live with this for the rest of her life thanks to you" zoe said coldly. "thanks to us? you're the one who attacked us! shouldn't you be locked up in a cage!?" meghan shouted.
First Impressions ~Chapter 5 Heart of a Lion~
"do you really want to live your life worrying if you've just given that meaningless one night stand herpes, or if that one passionate night made you sterile for life?" danny asked. andrew couldn't reply. "do you hate me?" andrew asked.
Just Another Anthro Story
herp derp. roberto: indeed, except for the part where everyone is a homophobe. snikkmorder: ignore them.
3:22 Endgame
"i'm like herpes, my dear." the black and white feline replied dryly. "i may disappear for awhile, but you'll never get rid of me. how long have you known?" isis simply shrugged. " your pet names amuse me...
Vector's Memoirs; The Chaotix That Was (Part Nine)
The next few seconds were nothing but lightheaded stumbles for the unprepared herp, giving espio plenty of clearance to land while assuming a safe distance. the afterglow from such an ass-kicking start couldn't last.
Among the Stars. Chapter Eight.
“oh yeah, sorry, i have exploding space herpes. careful. it’s highly contagious.” isaac crassly said and the feline jerked away at the comment. “nasty creatures, all of you.” quickly, they wiped off their gloved hands.
Zippy Zipperdale: Moderately Mad Scientist
"it used to be herpes." lizzy said. yikes, zippy thought. if lizzy was kidding, she gave no indication of it. she must play one hell of a game of poker. what sort of weird loony bin had zippy found herself in?
A BRCF Volunteer's Log
They had an entire closet of various supplements, nutriments, and health-care, the whole place seeming like designed and operated proper by a hired herp expert, something you wouldn't even see in zoos, and something which definitely cost a fortune to run!"