Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!

So, i looked to the djinn and triumphantly voiced my final wish for a **twelve inch prick**... there was a blinding flash of light, and when my eyes finally recovered, the djinn was gone and i was stuck with **this guy**!" ...

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If I ever found a genie

I wish genies genies were real so i could wish that i wasn't bored. i wonder if they are real but it's just nobody knows. ugh, i want to find a genie now.

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The Dead Man's Mouth

Other times, when a new adventurous soul ventures inside to see the genie, the dead man... or woman... might be you.

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A Small Boon

The djinn shrugged. "wait just like that?" lockely looked between the two. "i actually gave up on vengeance." djinn tahwil explained.

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A Girl, a Carpet, and a Genie - Commission for Tazzmo70

In his office at an academy for fellow genies, genie of prince aladdin fame was peering into a crystal orb that provided him a cloudy, swirling view of naji huddled with rose. he pulled at his beard, a proud smile on his face.

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The Protector and the Peacemaker: Chapter Ten

"lies," the arch-mythic spat, and flung the djinn away from him a third time. azkular landed on the floor in a crumpled heap right in front of porter. "you think i don't know about your past, djinn?" rayalga asked.

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The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Thirty Seven

They've come across the slayer army, and the crazed djinn is hellbent on exacting his revenge here and now.

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The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Thirty Three

**(pov: mortoph)** the djinn gave a feeble twitch as it dangled from mortoph's hand.

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D&D Character Concept: Fire Genasi Pheonix Sorcerer Kiana Ashti

She was a gift to jin madai from a minor genie, plucked from the mortal plane shortly after she was born and raised to be both educated and charismatic before being presented to him as a young teenager.

The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Thirty Two

The djinn burst out of the trees, and was horrified to see that the entrance, the door that had been disguised to look like a boulder, had been blasted into gravel.

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Lamp Chat

If genies had their own online chatrooms. this story was originally a submission to furaffinity's [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/thursdayprompt/thursday prompt[/url] writing group.

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The Protector and the Peacemaker: Chapter Thirty Two

Uthas drall laughed and spread his arms, displaying himself for the djinn. "that will never happen. look at me!

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