Chapter 8
"ignorant or not, he's still a douchebag." bonnie stood back up. "you wouldn't be offended if i agreed with you?" freddy looked up at him. bonnie scoffed, "of course not." "let's stop talking about him, then." freddy laid back on the bed.
Oh, College: Side Stories: Horsecock Joe
#10 of oh, college ever wonder what that one douchebag from the cafeteria does in his spare time? this is fucking hilarious if you have morgan freeman's voice as the narrator. trust me. this story is about joriel samaeus, aka horsecock joe.
Doodle Story: New Friends
I don't feel like traveling with this douchebag anyway. that's what skrew's for." "hey!" "see, kitty? they don't wanna work with us, and we don't wanna work with them!" "but they seem nice," said guilmon, his ears folding down.
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 1)
His co-workers were douchebags sure, but they were underachieving douchebags and he could cope with them just fine. last thing he wanted was to be subjected to some snotty overachiever types with illusions of grandeur and daddy issues.
Valentine's Day Special
"you're...strange," "i know baby, but since i'm strange, that means i'm different from all the douchebags i'm going to guess you've been with.
Keeping Secrets
He's that hyper-masculine kind of douchebag that just loves to one-up the next guy. plus he's way too into drugs for my liking." max said, his tone harsh.
Twilight of the Gods (Prologue & Chap1)
What a douchebag. he has horrible insomnia problems and a toss in the sack with me is guaranteed to make my lover feel drained afterwards. i bet he just wanted me around to help him sleep. again, he's a douchebag.
Love can happen. Right? chapter one: Hello there
And casey is a tiger 6ft 3in, golden eyes, was a little tubby but with muscle, and a douchebag that like. as i was walking i put my earphones on and clicked my ipod on i scrolled down and found what i was looking for.
MTG Echo Crossover Thingie
"lets just kill this douchebag, alright?" flynn said, seemingly half-bored but sick to death of this monster and all the problems it caused them. the others nodded and began their final assault.
That Time You Got Us Kicked Out Of Denny's
The fact was, douchebag or not, malcom looked... rough. he was right, he'd gained weight for sure.
A Silent Soul- Chapter 7
Eventually we were singing our hearts out when this douchebag in another stall called us fags and told us to shut up. we did of course, but i wasn't very happy. so when i finished showering i called him out on it and we started arguing.
S1 Ep 28 The Aftermath
She looks at him "we are going to get this douchebag back. i'm scheming a plan do you want in on it?". she nodded yes with a determined look on her face but started crying again as he hugged her tight again.