Anthrostate Recruitment (ADHG)

\>Anthrostate under attack \>Human goes to his local army recruitment center to join up \>Gets in line between two big and burly anthros, one is already sharpening her claws while the other reads a pamphlet about what (and who) is allowed to be...

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Doting Cow Wife (ADHG)

\>Have a doting cow wife \>Break an arm after slipping on a suspiciously placed banana peel and falling down some steps \>Your cow wife now INSISTS you drink her milk so you have strong bones and never have to wear a cast again \>Artificially...

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Good Boy (ADHG)

\>Be manly human space marine man \>Got captured by space vixens during a tactical retreat \>You and a few of your compatriots are tied up in chairs in a dimly lit interrogation room \>The lead vixen steps towards the man next to you \>"What is the...

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Maulaholics Anonymous (ADHG)

\>The interior of the community center is dimly lit as I walk through its empty halls \>Not a huge surprise given it's almost nine in the afternoon, I have to assume their meetings start so late so the more nocturnal species could...

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My Little Huntress (WIFWOLF)

\>A cast iron pot of boiling venison stew sits in front of me, steam rising from its surface as the savory vapors grace my nose \>I take a wooden ladle and gently stir the pot to judge its doneness \>The meat is cooked and the vegetables are soft,...

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Sick as a Dog (WIFWOLF)

\>"A man ambushed in the middle of the woods by a beast who want to turn him into a ghastly human/wolf hybrid like herself? And the man managing to fight her off with nothing more than a brittle bone and a few harsh words? Could this story be true?"...

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Bird Wife (HMOFA)

\>The soft glow of sunrise lulls you into a state of awareness \>You open your tired eyes and you're met with the wrinkled sheets of the bed you're laying on \>Beside you is your wonderful bird wife \>Not quite mustering up the energy to get up,...

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Mrs. Claws (ADHG)

\>Anon it's me! Santa's wife! Mrs. claws! You should let me in! \>... \>Get it? Claws? Ha ha... \>... \>Oh come on, I have some presents he forgot to give you on christmas. Just let me in and I'll give them to you! That one thing you really wanted...

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Midnight Bone (WIFWOLF)

\>What a stupid idea this whole thing was \>Hiking into the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, trying to sneak into an abandoned mental asylum to get some nice urbex photos and brag to all your friends, maybe bring back a souvenir or...

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Orange Mocha Frappuccino! (WIFWOLF)

\>Three months \>Three miserable, humiliating, dour months full of nothing but failure \>Alexis knew it wouldn’t be easy making the transition from her tribe to the city \>Tribal life is so radically different from how people live in the more...

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Triplet Caution 2: Holiday Humbling

Merry Mornings The blazing sun beats down on the desolate Sahara Desert. A fine dusting of sparkling sand blows across the ground, winding between the four legs of a fearsome apex predator. She raises her nose towards the wind and sniffs, taking in...

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Nothing but Trouble

“Anon come on! The ad says it right there!” My girlfriend throws her phone over to me. It lands on the couch and I pick it up, eyes scanning an ad for a theme park. It’s littered with the usual pumpkins, skeletons, black cats, and pointed hats one...

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