Run: One helluva mess.
"sweet jesus, are you all right?! oh, i'm so sorry cat! i'll go to the shed, and get some ice. you stay here, and don't do anything, okay?" cat only sniffled in response, the tears streaking down her cheeks.
Doctor Wot- The furry earth part 3
His eyes widen with shock "jesus, it's half eleven already! proves that time does fly when you're having fun", the saviour looks at his led watch. "yeah & i don't know about you but i could do with a good night sleep.
FCW History - Ep. 1 - The Invincible Mitsozuka
"i dunno paulie, but here we go again, he's got the champ back up on wobbly legs, drags him over towards a turnbuckle in a top headlock, and...jesus... this kid's insane, he just used
OP Alicorn Isekai Adventure
He had the potential to become a sort of jesus figure in this world. wandering the land curing the impossible diseases and curses. then reality hit him in the face.
Echo Pride
"'there is neither jew nor gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in christ jesus.' (galatians 3:28). good tidings, this one's friend!"
"Man In The High Castle" Is Wrong and Unfounded
Americans aren't alone in their interest in the third reich, either: the face of adolf hitler is said to be the most recognized, famous name in the entire world second only to jesus, and sometimes i wonder about even that.
A slightly less silly Echo fanfic
"oh, so when i'm teaching them about jesus is "indoctrination" while you trying to get them to like pirates is okay?" tj said, attempting to be playful but sounding unintentionally judgemental in his own mind.
Awake
Yelled the doctor, shaking his head, "calm down, kid, jesus." he muttered as he swiped his card over a panel on the door, standing clear of it before the door burst open. there he was, tall, silver furred, practically foaming at the mouth.
Semper Amare
"jesus can we stop talking about spottail's asshole, i'm trying to eat here!" boomed a extremely tall and muscular golden retriever sitting opposite pongo. his name was logan and he was who pongo considered to be his best friend.
JY 6- First Contact
"jesus vincent you've stepped in it this time." he flipped the lights off and made a slow climb up the stairs.
[Commission] Chapter 3: Assembled story rogues camp by the fire
But my eyes were open to the ways of the desert elf jesus christ, the son of the one true god of all. -wait, wait, wait. let me get this straight. you worship a desert elf? -well...yes, but not exactly.
The Serpent Curse - Chapter 8
Kiah: as reconciliation was once brought to mankind through jesus and the cross, so i seek to bring reconciliation, not sin, to snake-kind. cherubim: i fear you do not know that which you are getting yourself into.