One Foxy Frontman (Thrift Store Finds)
His still-human cheeks and nose were absurdly sensitive to the touch, sending more waves down his spine.
The New Psychic [COMMISSION]
He figured that if he did this one, he could prove the absurdity of it all and stopped receiving all these requests. it was convenient at least, only a few miles away from his home.
Stork Inc. [Archives]
The puppy giggled, poking a finger into its cheek and showing off a singular tooth in an expression of absurd innocence.
From the Depths He Comes
Enough to still be somewhat near enough the cliff's edge to see over it they could see that right up against the cliff, the dragon was only about knee deep in the water, oddly enough dressed in a pair of blue and green printed swim trunks blown up to an absurd
Sonny gets Mad Scienced
Though, doc was absurdly proud to note, whoever had left the gun there had remembered to remove the clip and clear the chamber. too bad basic firearm safety couldn't save him now.
Down Time
What was even more absurd is that he was in human form, one-arming the elk as if it weighed nothing.
Loneliness Can Be Hard 06: Trust
The fun really is seeing how absurd their deaths are going to be... i consider it more as a comedy, but with gore on top of that." "wait... what do you mean, how absurd?" "you haven't seen any of the previous ones?" "no...
Unwanted Revelations
The one he tracked with his rifle had much in common with a domestic cat, and had he belonged to any other military authority; he might have chuckled at the absurdity of this apparent first contact situation.
The Taste Of Terror Chapter 1: First Sight
Damian's claws returned to their gentle stroking, their tenderness almost laughably absurd when alex glimpsed the cruel, vicious talons that enfolded him, caressing his snowy fur and the slender contours of his body with a terribly focused intensity.
Survivor
"we, the people of america, as a whole, will never back down from an absurd and weak challenge, by these asian countries. we will not back down, from any challenge presented to us.
A Biography of a Human: The Tottering Throne
It could give some wolf ideas to try and take the throne, as absurd as that idea of being able to mount a claim to power by wedding a former consort is in reality," dillian finished, rolling his eyes.
A little taste
While thinking of this absurd situation, the skeleton was right in front of him asking "do you have the ticket?" he looked confused and blabbered "what?" "are you deaf?