Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Title is an obvious parody of 'the magnificent seven', and 'splendiferous' was the most absurd adjective i could think of. presumably involves a story about the five most prominent heroes (saga, rhaelyn, veridia, and two others?).
Internet Dating - Pt. I
It sounded absurd but here i was, stood in the cool, summer breeze of los angeles. the skies overhead darkened a little, a shade of deepest purple blended with a flourish of orange and yellow. sunset in la was always a beautiful thing.
Picture Perfect
James almost felt silly trying to apply logic to the absurd situation, but couldn't help himself. "there was only one bucephalus." "if what i did was limited to real people and events, i suppose that would be true."
Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 34
34 he stood before his own front door, feeling absurdly like he should knock, like a stranger visiting a stranger's house. he reached for the knob, still not knowing what he was going to say or do, when it was pulled open from the other side.
Ander - Part 2: Subchapter 25
She prodded herself with her fingers, feeling absurdly like a housewife kneading a lump of dough to bake bread. _oh,_ something's _baking in there all right._ _no it's not! shut up!_ _when was your last cycle?_ _it was -_ wait, when was it, exactly?
All Things Quiet And Sweet Alt Ending 6 - Twenty Percent Cooler
Confectionery stand at lakeside amusement park - the pegasus picture in the director's office of alchemilla hospital - the little pip action figure in the antique green lion_ * * * stepping through the gap in the wall, somewhat perturbed by the absurd
TLoS: Challenge of Hearts (Chapter 8)
It was an absurd rule and spyro knew it, but it worked nonetheless. otherwise he would never get any sleep. spyro picked his head up and turned to face cynder, who was staring straight at him.
The Human Species Ch. 26 - Twisting Manipulator Alakazam
This one's also using that fear thing to appear strong," lucario said while doing his best to remain confident and ignore the absurdly strong aura emanating from the large pokémon, causing his very insides to rattle. "no, he isn't..."
The Wall
When he gazed around, he was in a massive courtroom, which was surrounded by spotlights; which gave a very theatrical touch to the absurd scene.
Still Life
Surprised, but not so much that he could no longer think in strategic terms, the chameleon extended his absurdly long tongue all the way across the rope to stick it in the golem's face.
The Price of Victory
They laughed at the absurdity of the situation and at the mess they'd gotten themselves into. the swamp around them was silent for a moment, and then joined in with its symphony of chirps and croaks, harmonizing with their own voices.
Snowlit Dawn - Book 2 Chapter 4
A rogue group of civilians with a key sympathizer or two in their government, the idea that the very government that asked for our help, and whos very existence depended on our success could have authorized the takeover was something that seemed utterly absurd