Against All Odds: Part 32 - Distances
Nathan choked a laugh, thinking over the absurdity of being isolated in a city of ten million. ridiculous a concept or not, its cold, hard reality stung wickedly in this instant.
Ander - Part 3: Subchapter 20
Hezzi wondered how he could have had such an absurd thought. renna would never do anything even remotely like that. not in a thousand years. "where did you go, hezzi?" she repeated. "why did you leave everyone behind? why did you leave _me_ behind?"
Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Title is an obvious parody of 'the magnificent seven', and 'splendiferous' was the most absurd adjective i could think of. presumably involves a story about the five most prominent heroes (saga, rhaelyn, veridia, and two others?).
Internet Dating - Pt. I
It sounded absurd but here i was, stood in the cool, summer breeze of los angeles. the skies overhead darkened a little, a shade of deepest purple blended with a flourish of orange and yellow. sunset in la was always a beautiful thing.
Picture Perfect
James almost felt silly trying to apply logic to the absurd situation, but couldn't help himself. "there was only one bucephalus." "if what i did was limited to real people and events, i suppose that would be true."
Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 34
34 he stood before his own front door, feeling absurdly like he should knock, like a stranger visiting a stranger's house. he reached for the knob, still not knowing what he was going to say or do, when it was pulled open from the other side.
Ander - Part 2: Subchapter 25
She prodded herself with her fingers, feeling absurdly like a housewife kneading a lump of dough to bake bread. _oh,_ something's _baking in there all right._ _no it's not! shut up!_ _when was your last cycle?_ _it was -_ wait, when was it, exactly?
All Things Quiet And Sweet Alt Ending 6 - Twenty Percent Cooler
Confectionery stand at lakeside amusement park - the pegasus picture in the director's office of alchemilla hospital - the little pip action figure in the antique green lion_ * * * stepping through the gap in the wall, somewhat perturbed by the absurd
TLoS: Challenge of Hearts (Chapter 8)
It was an absurd rule and spyro knew it, but it worked nonetheless. otherwise he would never get any sleep. spyro picked his head up and turned to face cynder, who was staring straight at him.
The Human Species Ch. 26 - Twisting Manipulator Alakazam
This one's also using that fear thing to appear strong," lucario said while doing his best to remain confident and ignore the absurdly strong aura emanating from the large pokémon, causing his very insides to rattle. "no, he isn't..."
The Wall
When he gazed around, he was in a massive courtroom, which was surrounded by spotlights; which gave a very theatrical touch to the absurd scene.
“Ghost Pokémon and Curiosity” - A Pokémon Go! Creepypasta
For a brief moment, something honestly made me think that absurd thought and convinced me to dig. i dug up something alright and to this day...i wish i had never downloaded pokémon go!.