Earmageddon
A friend of mine known for his puns said the title of this story and i had to write something around it. short, silly, and full of fluffy ears, i hope you enjoy it.
Master Quest: The Training Begins
Rose and jason rolled their eyes as toby laughed at his bad pun. "haha, anyways, my pokemon already have good agility and speed stats. as far as strength training, i don't really have anything else. i guess we'll have to use what we got."
Everyone Everywhere (Chap4, Book8)
Kalen eyed the man then said, "did you mean to make that pun?" "pun?" simon frowned. "what did i say?" rufus smirked. "_lion_surnames as part of their _pride_." simon frowned. "i'd forgotten that's what feline packs are called.
Chapter 55: Inspecting the Site, Life in Crisis.
'a bushy feather tail, i guess that scratch one out of the pun jokes.' "please, we didn't mean you any harm." al tried to convince him. "lies!" the delumon yelled in anger. "i know you were sent to finish us off." "what do you mean?" derek asked.
Affurmation Chapter 7: Skirting The Issue
"the stag is a pothead and the wolf is a playboy whose in the band only for the tail, forgive the pun. you think people like that have what it takes to get anywhere?" "then why do you stick with this?
Impulsiveness
The raccoon grinned as he made that mental pun. seriously, though... he'd never had that feeling with greyson, never had the... 'confirmation'. so, things had been somewhat... tamer.
Dentia's Digits
If she were more of a pun-oriented person, she might say she was rather attached to it. it came in handy, it's size meant it also had quite a bit more muscle than average.
Over Drinks
Jonathon giggled a little at the pun. "heheh, it's all right, i don't even have a car." he paced around to the passenger side. "my mom had a car kinda like this one when i was a kid. a little bigger, i think." "reliant? lebaron? lesabre, maybe?"
The Creeps - Chapter One: Claude
The bat combed his hair back proudly as the vulture cringed at his pun. tears began to form in claude's eyes, followed by a valiant punching of the sky. she got herself together and her demeanor instantly turned businesslike and serious.
Come as you are - Scene 4
Aaron as much as i would love to take things further than just heavy petting, (dave snorts and aaron elbows him in the ribs) pun not intended, there is something disturbing about doing it in your parent’s house, especially with your parents here.
page 5
The way he said it made me realize that i probably didn't want to but because i was still groggy from just waking up i wasn't thinking straight (ha ha funny pun i know) "sure."
The gold of paradise
Veledar is a big scaly red, inflated with an pride but so endearing (puns ?!)).