A Life in College: The Morning After

I hadn't used a condom, and to make matters worse, had definitely _not_ pulled out when i should have. i groaned, wondering how i could be so dumb. but then again, i hadn't know it was going to happen.

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And i thank you. those idiots in central command wouldn't know dragons blood if they used it as a condom... the moment the message was conveyed to me i knew the nearest military bio research facility had to contain it.

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Chapter 2: The One With the Hole In the Wall

As well as some lube, condoms, cuffs, collars, a horsewhip, and for some reason, a whisk. but enough about that. he opened up a large trash bag that was sitting on his bed.

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Red Right Paw

Wearing a condom was obviously mandatory, not so much due to any rule of theirs as because they were likely carrying a splendid collection of std's - which meant an extra expense for those fancy 'feline friendly' condoms with the reinforced tips, which _also

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holiday

Huffed i knew our holidays dull ones that meant a long car drive, then a bad camp site or holiday house that had rules and other things ugh fun, "yeah great dad, i'm sure england will really re-spark the love, we can walk along the beach and pick up used condoms

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Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 79 - Take the plunge

When i opened another one, i saw a box of condoms. wow... i looked from the corner of my eyes to see if he wasn't watching and took a good look at them... at least they weren't expired...

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Indebted - Part 2 (SFW Version)

It stank; the used condom in the uncovered bin, untied, the musk of straight-ears, who had just left, and the dusty bed. that's a mess for the cleanup crew. i grabbed the hook and put it onto the “c" mode; “clean this up", i presume.

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With Open Arms

Being that she was the only source for condoms and contraceptive injections, et cetera, on the station (being the chief medical officer; stuff like that couldn't be replicated with food processors, but sickbay had an industrial processor, which replicated

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Beasts of Barlow Road 4 (Rough Draft)

Either you use a condom, or don't have sex with him anymore" the nurse said. zoe stared at her in disbelief, and she gasped. "we've tried! they keep breaking! he can't find anything big enough to fit him!" "well that's too bad then.

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Bolt story- Perimeter Compromised

“no, mom i'm not….no, no condoms involved. i have a dog, that's not bolt, dying in the tub.” “uh mutt? do you have a plan for this?” mittens pointed to the unconscious occupant. “no, not at all.” “yes your tub!

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The Act of Finding

Advance sighed and patted his pocket, where ... he had several condoms. to last him the day. they left the bridge. advent turned. she was, at the moment, the only one here. and she sighed. left alone.

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Slice of Lex: Ch. 11

"except a few weeks back, the condom broke." "that sounds like a good enough reason to check to me. you never know what will come of a buggy rubber baby bumper." victoria said, hugging her sister.

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