A Lion's Tail and a Bear's Hug: Chapter 1
"you do believe in jesus christ and god don't you bjorn?" andrea said in an interrogating manner. "uh...no... not really, no" bjorn said. he hated being put under pressure like this. "what?! how can you deny the evidence?
Alphys Höek CHAPTER 4
"sweet jumping jesus, looks like this little shrimp is far too big for undyne to swallow! i suppose this is where my nasty habit of milking the corporate cow just might end up coming in handy!"
"God" is a Child
Perhaps this childish behavior on god's part is why jesus said that a man must become like a child to enter the kingdom of god.
Wolfie Steel, Assassin/Bodyguard for hire, Part 41.
I have two fold problem, first i'm afraid that kasa will think that i'm on the rebound from senior doberman and thus will reject me, i also fear that senior doberman will think that i no longer want to be near him or to love him, which just isn't true, jesus
A Rare Sight Ch.14-Rent-A-Friend Pt.2
"jesus christ!" i stood up and punched the house wall. "no...no it can't be!!!" taylor fell to the ground, beginning to tear up.
A Tail for Two - Chapter 13
Show me proof that jesus or someone who knew him wrote that and then i'll believe it. if you're just going to tell me this is what happened because the bible says so, you might as well just save your breath.
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 8)
The rest of the costume remains loose and scholarly \>in his right hand is an open book \>and atop his head is a short pointed hat \>oh, he’s some kind of wizard, or wise man \>you read the name of what you assume is one of sam’s characters \>jesus
Information Age (A2, B1, C8)
"jesus. i can do all that?" "if you practice. karla, i also made some calls after last we spoke. i did some tracking for you. and, yes, your friend eric wound up back in africa.
Chapter Eight
I have like all this built up gayness in me, and when i met you i released it via kissing you, and i have a freaking girlfriend jesus christ i'm terrible! sorry if that makes you uncomfortable or whatever.
The Gryphon's Feather-Chapter 1
I laughed, "jesus big bird, still worried about your 'precious feathers'. i mean really you're too much!" ben just looked at me, "you know, your father was just like you. he always did complain about my precious feathers."
The Heist (Act1, Book2, Chapter9)
jesus christ, fox. seriously." "okay, look, paz ... you were traumatized as a teenager. maybe i'm understanding, or maybe i just don't 'get it,' but i've never complained about playing 'bodyguard' when you went on dates."
Don't Stop Believin'-Chapter 12
jesus! is she crazy?! she could have killed us! not a great way to play a joke! i looked down and saw that neal and cody had already landed to the ground, probably heard me screaming and now they're probably laughing their heads off.