Shady Impressions: In Pursuit of a Professional #2
It’s always a thrill reading about the latest hair pulling problem you’ve made for that old fart.” a wide smile formed on her muzzle as her expression softened.
Time travellers pt 1
flatus!!" boom!! "now we do not want to hurt anyone. we merely want to go home." "how did you get here then?" "magic. i am from the year 600 and he is from the year 2030."
The Voyage
The valve made a sound like someone farting under water. riku looked at william grinning. "sometimes a good old hit on the part does wonders." she said to the human putting away the tools.
GBL High: Chapter Three
"oh farting in music class." timmy giggled and all the boys just giggled. "i never had baked beans before school again!" timmy laughed. timmy smiled at the three he called his friends.
MILK
"i just farted." steve smiled, and clarissa punched him in the face. he shook it off and grinned, jumping back to his feet. clarissa crossed her arms and glared at him. "so are we hanging tomorrow?" "i suppose." "'you suppose?'" "exactly.
Ander - Chapter 4, Subchapter 13
It smelled like an old doeskin that had been left to absorb ten years' worth of sleep sweat and stale farts. "shut him up! shut him up!"
An explosion
Dido was the only survivor, he just floated around in space still in the aftershock of his enormous fart.
The Vore Murder Files #1 Part 1
Vlad took avassive action and sat his rear right on the toilet and then raspberried a loud farting sound. "dude are you alright in here?
#12: NITRO interviews BANJO and KAZOOIE
My feathers get all ruffled, and it really stinks when this lug farts from time to time! (nitro laughs) nitro: then you'd better stay away from me! :3 kazooie: obviously! nitro: that was fun. anyways, final question, and it's for banjo.
Ariel Ascending
Aren't we supposed to be up at sparrow-fart-thirty?" "or a quarter-to-horse-fart, if those beans from last night have their say."
Dragon Roomate - Bonding -CH4
She found one that made her chuckle even though it had loads of fart sound effects. "what are you looking at?" luka asked because he felt like he heard it before. "a meme…" emilia didn't expect luka to ask about it. "can i see?"
Roundabout take 2
Still he wished he could at least grab someone on the freakier side without them being an old fart.