A Forlorn Love Part 4

There was no way that i was about to announce in front of this family that was treating me so nice that i had to fart. unfortunately, i didn't have to say it, my backside did very shortly after i put the bite of food in my mouth.

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Waking

"y' know, it's lovely warm here, but i prolly should be getting' up, an' old fart that i am, i'm gonna need a paw t' help."

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Raspberry Line Chapter 5 - Get To Know: Arkethius Rachaun

Of course most of the presenters so far just farted their way through the assignment. her presentation was on _ju-jitsu_ of course, which is probably why no one says anything bad about her to her face, and thinks she's a tomboy.

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Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Twenty Six

"you and i together might be able to convince the old farts that you're telling the truth, but then what? without more information, they still can't do anything.

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Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Four

Once i'd selected a shirt and a pair of pants that didn't smell like sweat and farts, i gathered all my school books and headed for the living room again. a couple seconds later, i heard kimberly's door open as she followed behind me.

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Good Life

A blast of gas from his rump sealed the smelly deal, his thick rump and rolling folds of backfat all jiggling from the force of the explosive fart.

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Blind Date with Reed

The shrinking device would go off intermittently throughout begining of the movie, and the sound it gave was similar to a fart. so whenever the shrinking device went off, reed and arnie would laugh very hard.

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My Visit With Karel

The bubbles continued...then silence...then a wet fart. i looked behind to find that it was none but i. floating stoically did i return to, chanting, "i am a banana!" i would have kept on floating lazily throughout the day, but the milk began to curdle.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 74

No fart-face in sight. quietly she eased the door closed, and went back toward her bed.

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Hope and Dreams part 5

He put his thumb down and made a farting noise. "yeah not so good. so i took one of those career tests, found architecture to be perfect. i went to heverent university. it's quite a drive east, but the campus was beautiful, and the people were great".

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{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pampered and Pressured (1/2)

With a loud fart, daniella's bowels give way and a deluge of stinky solids plop into her diaper, causing it to rapidly expand and become lumpy as it slumps beneath her dress.

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Keep Fighting - Chapter 1: Legacy

"seems you regret attacking the old fart." ontavio laid the gloves down on the coffee table in front of them and stood up. "i regret nothin' but the time i wasted in that crooked organization. that ol' bastard got what he deserved."

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