Blind Date with Reed
The shrinking device would go off intermittently throughout begining of the movie, and the sound it gave was similar to a fart. so whenever the shrinking device went off, reed and arnie would laugh very hard.
Exposing News
The other main theory among them was that the old fart of a parrocco was enamored of the squirrel, but they weren't going to reveal that to the prof. "oh my! sara is such a brava ragazza14!"
Brace for Impact
Everyone turned their heads to me like i just farted in church. ec3 snickered, "hehe, sure. i'm sure you'd make a great little x-division champion one day," he said walking toward me, "we need those x-division guys out there to excite the fans.
Mixed Tale 3 - Tribal Conflict (Violence Warning)
Lucky for him, the only danger he was in at that time was the orcs' flatulence. rosethorn slowly sat down on her knees, and let her cassock cover most of her form as she folded her arms before her chest. "here i am, chief rogar.
A Forlorn Love Part 4
There was no way that i was about to announce in front of this family that was treating me so nice that i had to fart. unfortunately, i didn't have to say it, my backside did very shortly after i put the bite of food in my mouth.
Waking
"y' know, it's lovely warm here, but i prolly should be getting' up, an' old fart that i am, i'm gonna need a paw t' help."
Raspberry Line Chapter 5 - Get To Know: Arkethius Rachaun
Of course most of the presenters so far just farted their way through the assignment. her presentation was on _ju-jitsu_ of course, which is probably why no one says anything bad about her to her face, and thinks she's a tomboy.
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Twenty Six
"you and i together might be able to convince the old farts that you're telling the truth, but then what? without more information, they still can't do anything.
Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Four
Once i'd selected a shirt and a pair of pants that didn't smell like sweat and farts, i gathered all my school books and headed for the living room again. a couple seconds later, i heard kimberly's door open as she followed behind me.
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pampered and Pressured (1/2)
With a loud fart, daniella's bowels give way and a deluge of stinky solids plop into her diaper, causing it to rapidly expand and become lumpy as it slumps beneath her dress.
My Visit With Karel
The bubbles continued...then silence...then a wet fart. i looked behind to find that it was none but i. floating stoically did i return to, chanting, "i am a banana!" i would have kept on floating lazily throughout the day, but the milk began to curdle.
Lonely Oak Chapter 74
No fart-face in sight. quietly she eased the door closed, and went back toward her bed.