The Aces of Lylat, Interlude: Star Dog
I thought it was just farts, but...things got wet at some point. and there were no toilets in our spiked collars..." the bulldog sighed heavily and rubbed his chin.
Journey to Another World ch107
Thing had happened, an infant/child was given god like powers and didn't know how to control them; to which would have been a really short show as i was fairly sure that the kid would accidently sneeze and blow everyone off the face of the planet, an epic fart
Lonely Oak Chapter 14
That'll put ol' fart-head in his place." ket chuckled. "you lost your stutter," he pointed out. "w-w-what?" "uh oh, it's back."
Hijinks
However, when joey sat down a loud farting sound was overheard. ronny laughed uncontrollably as the two elder dogs looked at him in disapproval. joey's face, beneath his fur, beat red. "apologize to your brother...now!"
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter
Staring at him in shock, all the fight leaked out of me like a squeaky fart. the boy sat with his back against the wall, clearly thinking i was some kind of hammer wielding psychopath. not that i blamed him. it looked like he was about sixteen.
All Friends Furever
Timothy suddenly farted loudly. "jet power!" laughed ashley, as timothy blushed deeply. timothy recovered and tried again, but his bike still struggled. "here, i'll give you a push." said ashley, "looks like you could do with one."
Between Winters - Part 5
The hot beverage dampened the need for sleep, but was very hard on the stomach, ungratefully rewarding daytime work with bloated pain and flatulence.
Into the Depths (Ceil's Journey Part II)
"or maybe she caught on that you're a lecherous old fart," ceil shot back.
The Search For Tabitha's Parents (Part 1)
Tabitha finishes her gasous explosion by letting out a brief fart then pants. "\*giggles\* you should all thank the creator for making me this way." tabitha said, not only looking at the audience but also breaking the fourth wall.
Spyro's Old Flame: Chapter 13 - Flame the Hero
Without your stupid grenades, you're just an old fart with a walking stick!" "get off of me you big brute!" astor snarled, swatting at the black dragon with his claws. "i won't be intimidated by the dark master's old pet!"
Chapter Seven
As if to emphasis her words, the dwarf let out another loud fart before resuming his log sawing. the druid opened her mouth to say something, but nadirah turned her back on the other doe and began walking away.
Exposing News
The other main theory among them was that the old fart of a parrocco was enamored of the squirrel, but they weren't going to reveal that to the prof. "oh my! sara is such a brava ragazza14!"