Black wings of death
“you are shitting me walker, dragons who willingly tell you a story?” allen smirked a bit “you would be surprised. tell me, who you fly?” “caeruleum, if you ever see him you guess why.
Halo: First Contact, Chapter 1: One Small Step For Man
"you gotta be shitting me, aliens, and they want us to go in for a closer look!" the giant of a man besides him slugged the commander in the arm, making him tilt dangerously to the left. "lock it down sarge, we will be fine.
Hunter's Thanksgiving
"hunter pooped his diaper!" mason yelled. the shattered silence caused everyone to start laughing at the cub's outburst, but hunter felt like they were laughing at him. he began to cry anew, humiliated. his mom kissed his head. "shh, baby boo.
Daisy and Boss: 11 - Believe Me When I Say
"you're shitting me!"
Counter Earth Chronicles Fallen Empire Chapter 72: That Which Means The Most To Us (Rising Part IV)
"when was the last time you pooped or peed for that matter?" "mistress!!" i said blushing. "not since you have been back." she said picking me up. "i know, i have been watching." "mistress this is embarrassing."
Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 29 - On the same line...
I walked in the tattoo-parlour with an attitude and being quite confident about myself but now that i was sitting in the chair, i was shitting bricks because of a fucking needle... still... terry noticed that i was scared...
Fallen Angels, Part six - Murder in Mind
- - - "you're shitting me!" laughed quinn. "brains?" "i know it sounds like something out of a zombie film, but." "but brains? seriously." "maybe he didn't scoop out the whole damn thing -but bits and pieces of it."
Sid's Bizarre Tale (title not final) Chapter: 2
“trust me, i am mentally shitting myself still. it wouldn't do us any good to both be freaking out. i'm glad you handled that guy yourself there, hope you're okay after all that." “oh yeah, i'm.. well."
A Rare Sight Ch.10 Pt. 1- Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
"are you shitting me? your performance was better than three-forth's of these other people's version of showmanship." we both sat down on the couch to watch the rest of the performances.
A Patient Death 12: Annihilation
"this's why i got _outta_this hellhole in the first bloody place, but you and your shitting coin brought me back! if i die here, it's all your fucking fault breeze!" "if you die it's no one's responsibility but your own." the wolf said, simply by rote.
A "light" error in science
I jill let out a laugh, "i thought it would be worse, with like freaking rats just shitting around the place!" she chuckles. i swear if words were swords, i'd be dead by now. i walk over and lower her on my sofa with some relief.
A Patient Death 20: Wicked Hearts
He'd cried as nail landed a hit on breeze's wound, nearly shitting himself when the red wolf's jaws snapped inches close to his wolf's throat. at some point he had grabbed fenton's paw, and the two stood there squeezing one another. "shit."