Oh, College: the Pent-Up Gender Bender/Blender

If you're going to do that for me, raise your hand" they asked the class, as the writer started using the one non-fucking-retarded-sounding gender-neutral pronoun, the almighty singular they, to refer to albus, still feeling stupid for frequently

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Raised By Wolf- Chapter Nine

You plan to send him to a special school but we both know he’ll be dumped into the retard class,” i tried to explain. “don’t talk like that!” “i’m sorry, but we both know it’s true.

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Gutpunch 3 - Cave adventures and thrill quenchers; or how the prospect of money, cryptozoology and semi-bestiality can rekindle old friendships

- xurd sat up straight - i ain't no fucking retard. why did you invite me here? and don't tell me it's so we could catch up. atilus put his tea down.

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Bowser's New Girlfriend!!!! Ch:35 Friends! ^__^

Laughing like retarded people. until next chapter!!

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book V Chapter 14

retarded people won't tell me how to live, retarded people won't judge me as if they believed that they can compare themselves to me, retarded people won't call me weak!"

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book IV Chapter 18

You're below me retard. fuck off" sparx cracked his knuckles. "can i hit her?" "who is this girlfriend you keep talking about?"

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Red, White, and Blue Prologue and Chapter 1

That sounds retarded now that i think about it. but, inabilities as a storyteller aside, this sucker's life was at times incredibly action-packed, emotional, and sometimes just damn confusing and implausible.

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Cyanide of riddance chapter 8.

"she really is delightfully retarded." then azazel appears right in front of them and roars again. they all gasp and boydane grows determination in order to get him out of the way. "i'm going to take that azazel out!! hold on!!"

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Chapter Eleven - Easier Than Planned

"okay, ignoring the fact that you talk like a retard..." electra said. "that doesn't sound like a bad idea. "his plans are just as retarded as his grammar is." cammy mumbled. "that's a terrible idea." "yeah i think they probably have guns too."

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Tails of the Stars 1 - An Anomaly of Some Scale

Stop speaking like a retard and tell me where i am!" this only brought another round of jabber, making the raptor clutch his head. he was already feeling rather dazed and weakened from his experience.

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My Hero and Me: My Greatest Adventure Ever 13: Capture & Escape

retarded?!" every soldier and cop around us had simultaneously aimed their guns at us ready to fire, hearing clicks from their guns all around me. my adrenaline had rushed out of fear, as if something or someone tried to kill me.

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Old Van Rorie's Book of Practical Cats

He looks retarded, he forgot his belt at home so he's been holding his pants up all day, it's the funniest thing ever" he said as we all started laughing. "no fucking way where is he"? rev asked eagerly.

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