In From The Cold - Cinderace TF
"at least tell me you don't have any more rabbit puns planned, do you?" "well i was going to tell you to hop to it when it's time to deliver the fliers for the party~" she teased further. "ugh..." mao shook his head.
Realms of Fantasy Chapter 4: Refur a Friend
The refur(really punny, realms...) a friend program gives bonuses to those who bring in new players to the game and allows them special privileges with that person.
Weird Ways To Start A Race
Along the way, rob & robbie look like they might get there first, but mario & zelda are literally right on their tail (mind the pun). one team gets at the end of the line and falls on the rug, then the other.
The Most Important Part of Halloween
She's so punny! she couldn't eat it all anyways!" "just hand it over and you can go crying home to mommy and she'll buy you some more!" "no! this is my candy!"
Devolvers - The Excuse | Chapter 7
I was hit by a car and you drove me all the way across the country- not a hospital, might i add, and now you're cracking bird puns? i would punch you right now if it weren't for my broken wings. arms. dammit!"
No Pants, Only Masks
"do you actually want an answer to that or were you just looking for a way to force that pun into the conversation?" zeelo asked playfully. "answering that would ruin the fun." jak winked.
Deep Space - Chapter 1, The Infinatum
Alpha was named on a pun to his last name, and he's a red fox with a love of everyone, especially guys. okay, it's a love only for guys. time and time again, the bullying got out of hand and he ended up getting fucked by a bunch of horny teenagers.
I, Dacien -- Chapter Nineteen -- Consequence
"paired ..." and teodor faltered a moment over the unintentional pun, "with aged pear brandy. my father sent a small keg with his congratulations."
Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Given my love of wordplay, this one is also a rather unsubtle pun - "the missing lynx". it is a direct follow-up to the previous arc, and draws elements of all thirteen entries that i had previously written.
Journey to another world pt2 ch56
pun intended.) i held out my hand and the mismagius just stared at it. "though i'd have to say that this battle was a little one sided. considering that you did have two of my girls against you."
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 4
pun intended" said liz. "i like how you two used a different strategy at the end." "yeah, let's hope it paid off" said brian between breaths. "good game though, right harry?" "yeah it was! but i still prefer blowing up buildings" harry replied.
Birthday Surprise
Blade wagged fast as he read the witty puns and other humorous things on it. when he opened the card, he noticed there was $100 tucked inside with a note from icy saying "here you go honey, have a fantastic birthday."