Daniel's Dramatic Tale
No pun intended. i slipped safely back into the bed and slumped against the wall, panting from my recent fright. unclipping my 'voder from my collar had just reminded me... i needed to hide it. my collar, that is. the 'voder was already trash.
The Most Important Part of Halloween
She's so punny! she couldn't eat it all anyways!" "just hand it over and you can go crying home to mommy and she'll buy you some more!" "no! this is my candy!"
Devolvers - The Excuse | Chapter 7
I was hit by a car and you drove me all the way across the country- not a hospital, might i add, and now you're cracking bird puns? i would punch you right now if it weren't for my broken wings. arms. dammit!"
Secret Agent Bear
They call themselves 'the white disaster' which i'm sure is probably a pun, but i don't get it." sanic said and he smiled as bear turned his gaze towards him. he was only half listening then it took him a moment for it to register.
Anatomical Anachronisms: Chapter 1: Time Tinkering
At the pun, wing sucked in a breath and let out a long, high baritone laugh, cradling his belly with all six hands. when he had enough air again he said, "oh, oh, oh don't do that to me sire, i'm going to get a stitch."
No Pants, Only Masks
"do you actually want an answer to that or were you just looking for a way to force that pun into the conversation?" zeelo asked playfully. "answering that would ruin the fun." jak winked.
Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 05: Provincial Conference
Bad pun aside, was the red wolf chatting him up? _okay brain, where did you even get that idea?_ "um, thanks?" "you look even cuter up close." the stranger gave his shoulder a pat. "sorry though, i gotta go." then he walked away.
A Saturday Together
Pardon the pun." azria shook his head. "okay, baby. it's your day with me, and we can definitely do that." "okay, let me freshen up and i'll be right with you," getting up with a huff.
Deep Space - Chapter 1, The Infinatum
Alpha was named on a pun to his last name, and he's a red fox with a love of everyone, especially guys. okay, it's a love only for guys. time and time again, the bullying got out of hand and he ended up getting fucked by a bunch of horny teenagers.
I, Dacien -- Chapter Nineteen -- Consequence
"paired ..." and teodor faltered a moment over the unintentional pun, "with aged pear brandy. my father sent a small keg with his congratulations."
Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Given my love of wordplay, this one is also a rather unsubtle pun - "the missing lynx". it is a direct follow-up to the previous arc, and draws elements of all thirteen entries that i had previously written.
Journey to another world pt2 ch56
pun intended.) i held out my hand and the mismagius just stared at it. "though i'd have to say that this battle was a little one sided. considering that you did have two of my girls against you."