Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 3
_not very 'angelic'_, mateo thought as she ripped a loud fart and snored against the tabletop she had claimed as her own personal headrest, blowing ripples in the small puddle of drool she had accumulated there over gods knew how long.
death rising part 2, the outcast
She was quite scarred of him at first, he was covered with blood and guts and his smell was worse than an old dragon farting, after eating rotten meat.
Devin the Rebel (Diapers)
The lion heard a faint farting noise coming from the equine. knowing what was about to come, michael bit his lip, and pretended to look away. "you're going now?" michael snapped. devin looked up at the lion with a devilish grin.
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Twenty Seven
"but it explodes in his stomach and gives him radioactive gas so people turn into zombies every time he farts." to my complete and utter shock, jade burst into laughter. her face had turned as red as ichabod's hair, and tears ran down her face.
Ander - Chapter 5, Subchapter 2
_not very 'angelic'_, mateo thought as she ripped a loud fart and snored against the tabletop she had claimed as her own personal headrest, blowing ripples in the small puddle of drool she had accumulated there over gods knew how long.
Drakensang Prologue
There will be some strong words with a few chair-farts back home. either they will reassign him to another ship, either garathy will ask for a relieve of his commend. he was almost certain they wouldn't do that.
Book One of Rabbits Part 5 of 29, SUBSERVIENCE
Animalia fart from butts. fauna farts from the front and back. she's a stinky-stink!" marcosh slaps the back of garrett's head, flipping his brother's stovetop helmet up. "you fiend!" garrett catches his helmet before it falls off. "ow!
Beer, Wine, and Spirits. Chapter 1: James
He never liked the old fart be he did respect the man.
Dragon Hunt: Chapter 1
Some big shot big game hunter fart or someting... he left a number of things wit us at the bar as they do. says he's gonna head out and go bag him a yunicycloid brood mudda, would you believe it?"
Arturo and Biro go to Camp - Chapter Five
"let's go to the activity" said arturo timothy suddenly farted loudly. art and biro stared at the chubby little raccoon with wide eyes. timothy blushed. "sorry" he squeaked. jake giggled.
New Life - Chapter 1 - Now or Never
You're way too young to be an old, sad fart like me." "sorry..." "pick a topic, any topic." "i don't know... video games?" "well, i don't know much about the fancy ones you kids've got now, but i grew up with pong. it sucked."
Adventures in College: Chapter Two
It's a really nice change from seeing all the little asswipes that run around with fart cans and spray painted steelies." i mused and shot him a small smile, trying to brighten his mood a little.