Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Forty Seven

“maybe an imminent ass-kicking." “what are you talking about, rev?" kurekka cocked his head, his hazel eyes flicking to the dragon's claws. “asterbury said enora's coming for a coup." revaramek growled, his webbed tail thrashing the air. “what?"

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Dragon Storm: Chapter 32: Shayde Vs. Yun, Exceeding the Limits to Attack!

"i was wondering if you wanted to come over and get your butt kicked in melee, and then after wards eat dinner with us...you know the usual." tia said. rio thought for a moment. melee was his favorite game.

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Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 74 - The strings that hold me up

So i got my ass kicked by a level sixty one battle mage before i could report his ass to an admin... _"son of a bitch..."_ conquest of sepherene is a great, free-to-play mmorpg game, if there are no people around annoying the fuck out of you, that is.

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Nightworld 16: Enduring Freedom

Wheels popped and the rear kicked out, sliding through the dust before hitting a low cobble wall, flipping the truck and sending it tumbling into a brick wall.

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Dragoon Chapter 1: Discovery

Shit, look at me, i'm suposed to be some kind of super independant and ass-kicking commando, and here i am cuddling with my best friend llike some kind of little kid, or a weak little girl or some shit like that.

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Chapter Twenty - Acquaintences

"you're going to get your ass kicked!" "shut up!" he shouted. "mister tough guy here can't just rely on one pokemon to fight!" he snapped. "you did. and you got your ass kicked." the little human said. "i said shut up!"

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Honor In Blood Chapter 4

"yeah, i know i might not look it, but i'm really an awesome butt kicking machine!" po said as suavely as he could before doing some of his "awesome" kung fu moves. "uh-huh." li-tang grunted before going back to the dishes she had been cleaning.

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Clarity Lost

"a wrongly accused bird gets his ass kicked and not one of you lift a paw to help?" "shad'up en dring!" came the collective slurred response. kameg looked around the bar one last time. "starting to see what thorn meant about this place."

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Another way/Changing paths Chapter 11: No love…

"he needs to have his ass kicked before bed time." "hehe and i'll be the one to give it to him." sam said with a loud grunt. "dammit..." i muttered to myself again. sam then took his pokéball and lightly tossed it into the air.

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The Hardest Part: A Shanda the Panda fanfic by Loki_Darksong

Her legs twisted in time with her mommy's hand on her rear, kicking the bed and at times wrapping around each other. quinn's eyes were tearing up. but she felt...stuck, confused. she wanted to cry. she didn't want to cry.

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Tonight, Tonight, Tonight

Brad had his ass kicked by the science club two weeks later. i was accepted back in school and i began hanging out with the same people i did in elementary school. soon i felt like nothing had ever changed, that i had never left.

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