Things vaginas are called

Love triangle, nether lips, where uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar

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Saving Santa CH1

Prancer's eyes went as wide as sugar plums. "but...but you're not gonna give him a bucket of coal are you!?" santa took in a deep breath. "well...i haven't quite decided yet." "oh but santa, you can't!" we all brayed. "quiet down you!

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A Tuesday for Hunter

If your sugar stays in flux we might consider adjusting your insulin dosage. you could also stand to gain about five pounds by the way."

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Adira Clawhauser Chapter 8

Splinter glazed a handful of the salt with caramel and sealed it into a sugar packet, 'slip this into his drink if you must, but this batch hurts a lot more.' 'thanks.' adira pocketed the 'sugar'. 'tell your brother i said good luck.' 'why?

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The Old Red Hen and the Big Bad Fox chapter 1: come on in...

Silhouetted in the door stood the fear inspiring figure of the fox stepped in, a smile on his face as his sharp muzzle sniffed the sugar heavy air. "well well well, what have we here?"

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Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 31 - Tough love...

But my grandmother always drank her tea without sugar and a slice of lemon. i tasted it once but didn't like it all... i once asked her why she drank her tea like that and she told me that during the war, there wasn't any sugar.

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Weighty Consequences

You've been the one sneaking in my kitchen at night, stuffing all my food with extra butter and sugar.

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"Family Tails" - Chapter 23

Ron and rosie did a fairly good rendition of the song, "sugar sugar", much to everyone's enjoyment. rob had brought his bagpipes with him, and played some scottish tunes. willie joined in with his violin, and ron played his bodhran.

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Gryphon Feathers.

I waved my hands like a moron, getting sugar and pretzel on the floor. “you're right, you and hrod are good. so…” i trailed off, unsure of how else to phrase my thoughts.

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Les Animaux Confeiture finale

Even hardened sugar has a pleasantness to it, a little work will turn it into its natural granulation.

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Mail Order Snacks

He didn't even notice any fine print on the box, aside from the usual warnings about sugar and whatnot that seemed to be so pervasive in modern culture.

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Damned Babies

"yeah, i guess sugar burns real easy." jessie recoiled in astonished horror. "you used_sugar?_" "i didn't have any salt at my house, so i just used some of the powdered sugar."

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